SuchlikeLoki

I'm not funny (reverse psychology) Any/All Content may not be suitable for all

[suchlikeloki]

I love mythology so much because wdym someone saw this and said "Ya know what 'e's missin'? A giant, heavin', mahussive, 80 ton ballsack" like whAT

[suchlikeloki]

The lizards aren't running the world, no no that would be too obvious. The world is ACTUALLY run by 8 FOOT TALL SEA LIONS

[suchlikeloki]

call me marie curie the way i be brewing up radioactive shit for my OCs

[suchlikeloki]

it's not "we" as in "me and you". its "we" as in "WOOHOO YIPPEE WAHA WEEEEEEEEE"

[suchlikeloki]

nicknames are for friends only and Frederick Kreuger is NO friend of mine

[suchlikeloki]

just watched "all quiet on the western front" and oh boy that front sure was western and quiet

[suchlikeloki]

ENOUGH TALKING, YOU'VE FORCED MY HAND *activates my special move* 1...2...3...4 I DECLARE... A THUMB WARRRRRRR

[suchlikeloki]

Nothing beats the pure joy and whimsy of buying confetti. except for shitting on kevin. fuck you kevin. you know what you did.

[suchlikeloki]

My lifelong dream? For my unfunny bullshit to get in a minecraft tumblr reading parkour video (voice acted by real people of course because fuck ai)

[awfulhouse]

Come on, that would only ever happen if there was some witty conversation in the reblogs.

[suchlikeloki]

"Come on" Come on what? freak.

[suchlikeloki]

i love sewing so much but you are NOT making me reap that shit

[suchlikeloki]

do you ever just stub your toe and have that brief nanosecond where you relive every experience positive and negative that you have ever had before the pain consumes you

[suchlikeloki]

patricking "it" and by "it" well lets just say my St

[suchlikeloki]

Finding a dead end in The Backrooms so I lowkey slam my head into the wall until it breaks and I sucked into the void

[suchlikeloki]

I so love the fact that you can pass your ao3 account to your next of kin but its so funny imagining it as: Will Reader: "And thus, _______ will receive OP's car an- hold on... '_____ gets OP's ao..3 account' ...?"

_____ from the corner of the room: "lets fucking go"

[suchlikeloki]

"Hey Vsauce! Michael there!" [turns around to see Vsauce Michael is now in my room]

[suchlikeloki]

Would you still love me if I was an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension >~<

[suchlikeloki]

For every antivaxxer there is I am going to inject myself with some random thing I made to balance it