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@suckerfortheconvict
Honestly, upon watching Iron Lung again, I think the way a lot of fanfic of bloodymary represents Simon is off. He's sweet, he's scared, he just wants to live. His rough, loud reactions are understandable due to the intensely stressful situation he's in.
He's just as gentle as Grace is. It's just that their circumstances are wildly different.
Matching icons for you, your welder and the guy you're sending into unimaginable horror
Seeing this just after I broke up with my Ava (':
I feel like the comparison between the COI and Eden is a little distorted in the fandom, which makes sense since we pretty much only get the COI's perspective. But the fact that Eden is shitty doesn't make the COI any good.
Still! The COI obviously was better in some things than literal death cult Eden, but their ideology of keeping humanity alive no matter what, sacrificing countless people to that goal and stripping these people of their very personhood so justifying it is easier...
They aren't the paragon of morality, far from it.
Yeah, they're in an apocaliptic word, everyone has to fight for survival, morals tend to get abandoned during that.
But sending those convicts down into a very dangerous situation to get some data the way they did was A) idiotic or B) plain cruel. If they just wanted to kill them, kill them without wasting resources on subs, if those are likely just gonna get lost in the blood ocean. If they really wanted data you think they would give the convicts a little training first, no? Not just shove them into a death trap without an explenation. Simon's little radiation game wouldn't have happened if he just KNEW what he was doing.
(English is not and never will be my first language, and if I wrote this in a weird or wrong way, that is only because of the faults of this language personally.)
People we need to LOCK the fuck IN ‼️
I haven't seen any fics about Earth (and Stratt) receiving the beetles back with an omnious one armed guy just appearing in the files (yk what im talking about)
(((please please please I promise i won't gnaw on the bars of my enclosure anymore I just really need this ONE thing))))
As someone who has seen both movies, (iron lung three times) here's a few things i see ppl get wrong/ misunderstand. (This is ment to be a tips list ,not a be all end all. Fandom how yall want!):
Simon is missing his left arm, up to the shoulder. Like at the bicep.
Simon is not just a eel, he's fused with the seed and explodes into a tree.
The seed was on the left arm, fused, reversed Pinocchioed him, and got ripped off.
He kills Elli by exploding into a fucking tree.
He met God.
God gave him prophetic visions and fucked him up. Promised Simon would live, and like a Genie, didn't specify how.
Also some time manipulation bullshit was happening.
Homeboy is played by Mark(iplire), who is Korean. (Draw him Korean you cowards /j)
Simon would not necessarily be impressed/ emotinal from looking at stars. In a flashback he's seen stars before, but knows they're ghost light. He would be grateful being able to see them again though.
He WOULD be very emotinal about any plant life. He found a new will to live when he found the little seed. He had a breakdown when the little charm cracked. (Plants represent hope)
His "job" on Eden was to nourish the last tree with the people he killed. Hence his nickname. (Uncertain, flashbacks were very quick. He was also VERY young.)
There's a lot symbolism regarding trees (the hull window crack)
Simon is resourceful and smart! Like smart smart! Let him be smart with Rocky and Grace!
Yes, Simon can be aggressive, but is only in situation where his life is threatened. He's also remorseful. He's apologetic and does want to make up for his wrongs, even if it wasn't his fault.
Simon is not religious, but he did meet an eldritch god. He even renounced the religious teaching on Eden. Hated that he didn't get a choice. (I DO love some religious angst tho)
Don't get me wrong, there's a LOT of religious/ christian symbolism
Speaking of, he had an Eden tattoo on the left side if his neck, but the COI branded(?) over it
COI = Consolidation of Iron (group of a few starship, satellites, and spacecrafts tring to pool resources to survive). Ava was the Captian of the tow ship and SM-13 execution Expedition.
Eden colony = desendents of Martians (Humans who colonized Mars) basicly a death cult. "Father" is presumably the leader.
Injuries include the bends, multiple concussion, isopropyl poisoning, super radiation, acid like burns and mutations from the blood, the effects of precieving and being precieved by an eldritch god. And lizarding his arm.
His left eye glows :3
Grace is not a coward. He thinks himself a coward, but he's not.
Like Simon, Grace did not go down without a fight. He ran, yes, but when he was being sedated he shouted how he would sabotage the mission. Do everything he can to make it fail, just so the wouldn't risk putting him on the exhibition.
He was ready to throw hands with Rocky when they first met.
He is incredibly brave. He did a space walk without training. He trusted Rocky that he wouldn't explode in the space bridge. He CLIMBED ON THE BURNING EXTERIOR OF THE HAIL MARY TO RETRIEVE THE COLLECTION DEVICE.
Grace is not a crybaby. He crys for very real, reasonable reasons! When he was betrayed? When they found a solution to save their stars? When his friend survived? When Rock gave him a way to return to Earth? It would be weird for him NOT to cry! (Edit: person in the tags you're so right)
He might be scared meeting Simon, but he would not be a coward.
Grace was a (7th grade) middle school science teacher. He was a really good one too. But that also mean he probably was cussed out before. He would not be offended/scared being cursed at. Homeboy was also on a military ship for a good minute. "Swearing like a sailor" is a phrase for a good reason.
He still doesn't curse tho. (In the movie)
Grace is still a teacher! :D
Grace had several Gs of force pressed on him getting the universe's worst concussion. Honestly wouldn't be surprised is he had a skull fracture.
Movie! Grace does not have a scar from saving Rocky. BUT! Who cares, it's sweet :3
They BOTH have a "This is bigger than me" mentality. They both risked everything to ensure the survival of humanity. They were willing to die.
It's not selfish just wanting to live.
I don't think either of them would have a problem doing anything to survive. (Eating the Taumoeba or Me-burgers)
THE ASTROPHAGE PROJECT WAS A GLOBAL EFFORT NOT JUST USA!
Rocky risked his life and almost died to save Grace. The atmosphere of the Hail Mary is toxic to him.
Rocky is NOT Grace's pet! That bitch is a sentient, very intelligent person who saved the Stars!
Rocky's only "naive" because of cultural misunderstandings and language barriers.
There were plants on the Hail Mary. Presumably, they could grow plants on Erid (?)
Markiplier is ≈5"10 and Gosling is ≈6"0 (Really doesn't matter, headcanon what you want!)
"👎" IS A COMPLIMENT IN THE PHM FANDOM! NOT RUDE!!
The Blood Moon is AT-5. Tau Ceti is the star Grace and Rocky traveled to. Adrian is the planet they get the Taumoeba from.
Adrian is named after Rocky's mate. (Popular headcanon they are MASSIVE 💖)
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[I'm editing this as more things are said. Please check the Reblogs!! And sorry if some of this seems opinionated, im trying to keep to facts or things that can be backed up with evidence]
The brain worm of "aperture" continues to burrow in my brain.
Fic link: Aperture
Fic creator:
@birdbyrne
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I have never recieved so much attention in my life, I am in tears! I love reading all your tags T^T Also check out the fic! It's really really good!
Has this been made before?
Bloody mary fanart be like:
i think this is my magnum opus 😂
(here's the original template art I stumbled upon on Pinterest and knew what I had to do, I'm not sure who the original artist is but if anyone knows let me know so I can credit them properly, I take no credit for their art as the base for this meme)
They keep giving me ADHD MEDS and I keep FORGETTING TO TAKE THEM💥💥💥
sensory time: head crushed between her thights
This is me "trying to go to sleep" btw
(its been seven years) (I shall never recover) (sir the second tower was hit)
What do you Mean I have to go to War (school) on valentine's day and can't just hang out with my Wife (gf) All Day and Cuddle!
When I hit sixteen I Finally Got It. I still dont know what but I Realised it
Love how I went from 'ohh I can't clean my room rn' to having to save clever maps in my mind to traverse through the dungeons and avoid stepping on death traps to get to my bed
Hannibal (BBC) just casually dropped bangers like "Im not fortune's fool, im yours" and "If i saw you every day, forever, Will, I would remember this time"
And NOONE pays attention to it I swear
Aren't we all dogs locked in god's overheated car?
