Cosmic Rogue

He/they, adult. I mostly ramble/make theories & memes about random media I'm hyperfixated on at the time. Hope ya like spam

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

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when you're at the point in life where you're reposting a magic gold potato because you need all the random ahh luck you can get right now 😅🤞🥔

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someone more talented than I, please animate Rocky and the other eridians dancing like the crab meme:

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grace reacting to Simon telling him to get his nerdy ass to the bedroom like:

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this. (NEXT)

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[ratsoupee]

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so I started watching original Star Trek...

For context my dad ADORES original series star trek, so I started watching it with him (because I'm a great offspring who supports their parents interest) but I think I'm ruining it for him because I'm constantly going "heh gay"

like:

*Kirk asked with the bisexual flag sky behind him* (this isn't edited btw!)

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Bloody mary fanart be like:

i think this is my magnum opus 😂

(here's the original template art I stumbled upon on Pinterest and knew what I had to do, I'm not sure who the original artist is but if anyone knows let me know so I can credit them properly, I take no credit for their art as the base for this meme)

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[valas-illyn]

I need this gif reversed

[freakdroids]

nice

[smol-ghosts]

Oh he’s down bad

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A conversation I just had with my dad (who went to see project hail mary in cinema, I didn't cus cinemas are stressful).

Me: btw i watched Project hail mary while you were at work, real good movie 👍🏻

Dad: oh that's awesome! What convinced you to buy it digitally on Amazon prime? I thought you were waiting till the dvd release in august cus you like physical media?

Me (sweating cus I can't tell him I was influenced by all the fanart of Ryan gosling & Markiplier f*ckin):.......just.....couldn't wait I guess! 😅👍🏻

[teathattast]

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The bloodymary ship has rotted my brain recently, cus all I can see in this conversation is ryland & Simon

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Luis carazo of Critical role campaign 4 silly comparison

Obviously I'm watching C4 right now but today for my dad's birthday I watched Tron Ares with him (he's a big tron fan) and I realised....

Jared Leto is like luis's evil straight brother

I am very face blind so y'all will probably disagree with me but all I could think of the entire movie was "Luis could play Ares, Luis would rock an Ares cosplay," they both have that calm breathy voice, it might just be the beard but..

give that man some blue contacts & long hair!

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day before the amazing digital circus last minute prediction, SPOILERS for ep 1-8 (no 9, I haven't seen leaks)

I had the random theory idea earlier of what if the people in the circus are just on a sort of reincarnation cycle?

Like it's weird that pomni popped into the circus right as kaufmo abstracted (ironic too if a clown came back as a jester), what if Caine just takes the original 5 people and just reupload their brain files again but this time deletes their memories so they aren't stressed out to the point of abstracting immediately again.

I guess it probably doesn't work cus nobody showed up for years before ragatha when kinger was alone and Caine got excited about "new minds" when she uploaded, unless he didn't have the ability to do it yet and figured it out in that moment.

I'm just clutching straws but I thought I'd share with the class, my brains a bit buzzy the day before it's cinema release (I'm hopefully either watching it Friday (5th) or Monday (8th))

so imma radio silence after this post, good luck everyone, see ya on the other side 👍🏻

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[not-withoutyou]

battle couples has gotta be one of my favorite tropes though. The “you got me?” “Yeah, I got you.” The kiss for good luck. Fighting alongside each other for so long they know every strength and weakness. The dichotomy of being fucking terrifying to their enemies, but so soft with each other. When one is in danger and the other goes feral, protects them at any cost. When everything is over and done, it’s all “let me see where you’re hurt,” and washing off the dirt and blood.