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Cocky Freak

[dogpuppy]

[s-lycopersicum]

my boom #myboom

[eightyonekilograms]

I'm playing correspondence chess with my brother and don't feel like making a move tonight but wanted to make sure I did it tomorrow, so I wrote "move against brother" in my TODO list before realizing that sounds kind of insane.

[phaeton-flier]

#AncientPrinceProblems

[ghostoflamplight]

"Jie, you have to stop. You stack too high. You write too perfect. Your day one's too loyal. They'll kill you."

[tomb-mold]

i get so gay off that estus flask

[despazito]

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

[chinesecentury]

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

[segamascott]

[nacht---hexe]

Secret Technique of the Mensa Temple: Bullet-Deflecting Palm

[lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady]

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[pukicho]

Opinion on monkeys?

Yeah… I GUESS you could say I’m a fan

[pukicho]

[swagophile]

For sale: Dope baby shoes, worn every fuckin day - The Awesome Child (Formerly The Awesome Baby)

[maidthings]

my potion to make me go faster #mypotion

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Parca and the Angel of Death, 1890, oil on canvas by Gustave Moreau 

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[elekid]

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[thedarkqueensreblogs]

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

[frankiedotbiz]

what is the coal doing to the water

[dkpsyhog]

Makes sense to me

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[37q]

meet cute prompt

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years

[37q]

wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older