turn and face the strange

I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure. {Update: found}

[suedeblue-eyes]

Disturbing footage of a Nazi rally in New York, 1939.

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Leave the mall santas alone

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

chekyns

chekens

chekynnes

chekennes

chykynnes

chykyns

chykens 

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

[potoo-reblogs]

[securelyinsecure]

[knifefightscene]

marie kondo’s tidying up methods are so good for people with mental illnesses like her advices about keeping things that spark joy and discard things that don’t are so helpful like people always tell you to throw thing you don’t need and like resist the temptation while she just want you to be in a place that brings you peace and joy i listen to her talk and like it’s so peaceful so relaxing and it makes me feel less guilty for buying so much animal shaped erasers they brings me joy and i shouldn’t feel bad for wanting things that make me happy

[ristay]

BEACH DAY

Somone once commented “good guy seagull disposing of the evidence for you” and that’s what I choose to believe now.

Follow me on Webtoons:

[screaming-fan-girl]

CHRIST ALMIGHTY I CHOKED

[taliesintales]

I am in TEARS

[alexander]

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.

[kaw27p]

@aethelwynne

[memesfever]

[tami-taylors-hair]

Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

[drdontbother-deactivated2022050]

- “You don’t have to swear on a Christian bible”

- *surprised pikachu*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[gimmekurtisconner]

a conversation with god.

[spoonmeb]

“You seem like a cool guy”

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

[cuntinaclownsuit]

[mystarsandgalaxies]

you won’t EVEN believe

[cheshiredayzzz]

the generation after the millennials is on another, superior plane of humor

i love this

[suedeblue-eyes]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

it’s always sunny in the style of the x files opening sequence

[suedeblue-eyes]