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@sugar-and-lust
tbh the more time you spend around open, wild bodies of water like rivers, lakes and seas the more you begin to understand why pretty much every culture in the world has a similar eerie, hypnotically beautiful yet terrifying temptress figure who lures people into the depths to drown them and/or eat them in its folklore representing the seductive call of the water. it really is just like that.
also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!
the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho
In my head they’re all the same woman. She’s living her best life.
Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty
Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty
Scrunch your face up like there is a literal hand in your mouth sometimes at the absurdity of some people.
(source)
Truth is just as hilarious as fiction.
Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.
Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?
spellcasting with somatic compenents
this is a beautiful addition
If anime still had title cards inbetween commercials, can this be one?
other peoples laughter is sweet as nectar and ambrosia... call that acceptance sensitive euphoria
wait a minute.
Cant invent shit w ADHD 😔
ONE are you mad at me TWO are you mad at me THREE are you mad at me FOUR are you mad at me
just watched the new defunctland video and i’m feeling many things
(british lady from hitman voice) Elon Musk eliminated. Good job, 47. Your next target, Jeff Bezos.
Some achievement/feat ideas
“Yep, Still Does Nothing To Me” Kill Elon Musk with a poison laced marijuana joint
Amazon Grace Snipe Jeff Bezos from the church tower
Actually, Tesla Was The Doctor Steer Elon Musk’s self-driving Tesla to run him over
Prime Delivery Kill Jeff Bezos by dropping a grenade through the chimney into his room
I Like This Color Way Better Cause Elon Musk’s gory death by removing the forklift safety guidelines
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Throw Jeff Bezos into his 10,000 Year Clock
Alexa, Kill This Clown Electrocute Jeff Bezos with his own Amazon Alexa
Just Like His Kars Launch Elon Musk into space
Spac-Ex Actually, let Grimes launch Elon Musk into space
Wage Against The Machine Let Jeff Bezos be trampled to death by the angered mob
Appease the Masses Guillotine both targets
#twitter sucks cause you wouldnt be able to post this there
it never fails to surprise me how some people will simply take every single thing in a story at face value and assume that what the characters are saying or doing or thinking must always be true even when all of the context clues are screaming the opposite
if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
some others i found in the notes
Not really in the same vein, but i wanna add some great ones.
This whole post is my current philosophy
“BDSM is sex for autistic people” post is funny to me because me and my bf realized that we’re both lapsed Catholics and to us it’s more like “BDSM is catholicism for gay people”
Oh the Catholicism/BDSM overlap might be even stronger than the autism/BDSM overlap
How dare you satanists involve the Catholic faith in your rituals. You won’t be turned on when the devil puts you to the lash for your crimes against God.
Hey now, you don't know that for sure
