Hello Countess Von Boobs

"My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry." - Mindy Lahiri.

[sugarplumsocks]

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glasses anniversary, only this day!

[jonahsimms]

[what-even-is-thiss]

High School English Teachers: This is how you interpret it. This is how it is. Explain why it’s like that. That’s what that means.  Annotate the text. I’m going to be very particular about this.

College English Professors: What is your interpretation? Why? Question that. Question everything. Question what I’m telling you right now. Question your own thoughts. Question my thoughts. I don’t know everything. Nothing is certain. F*ck. Just do the reading. I don’t care if you annotate or not. Just prove you’re using your brain. Say something! Sh*t I’m tired of you being quiet. Participation is 20% of your grade you know.

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

I am totally the second one. Especially the “fuck just do the reading” part.

[godbastian-deactivated20201108]

everyone in Europe: I love Eurovision it’s such a fun and supportive time, it’s such a joyous occasion

voting: *happens*

everyone in Europe: this is an absolute continental disgrace I have been stabbed in the back by everyone I have known and loved, how has this happened

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

….I think I got engaged last year in late March?

[lifeisamazingblog-deactivated20]

Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

[otherlifelessons-deactivated201]

My heart

[miss-south-deactivated20151020]

I’m not crying

[carryonsav-deactivated20150701]

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

[allamericansbitch]

The only time in my life I can relate to a Gold Metal wining Olympian…

[lenaleaderoftheresistance-deact]

[holymotherliu]

[crossbowsandwalkers-blog]

Is this Lucy Liu throwing a javelin in a dress and high heels

[sunlightinoureyes]

Yes. And it is fabulous.

[miridai]

it’s a me, marco

[pervocracy]

When I was about ten years old, my dad called me into his home office for a moment.  There was a bunch of incomprehensible code up on his computer screen.

“Press the enter key,” he said.  I did.  “Thanks,” he said.  “I couldn’t bear to do it myself.”

And that’s the story of how I sent out one of the largest spam email campaigns of the 1990s.

[lacienegasmiled]

[x]

The time Michael Jackson acted like it was Beyonce who was making him nervous and not the screaming audience.

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

this is like the cutest thing ever. I will never not reblog this

[glovesinthesummertime]

He had a huge crush on Beyonce tho. Diddy said when he had a house party, Michael didn’t even come to see him at the party. He came to dance with Beyonce. 

[mediamattersforamerica]

A student who survived the Florida school massacre condemns anyone talking about “thoughts and prayers” at this point: “We’re children. You guys are the adults. You need to take some action and play a role.”

[wowlovelygifs]

[thorodinsson]

eleanor + her Clean Energy Crusaders tshirt

[tapeducttemporary-deactivated20]

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

[finestvelvet]

[finestvelvet]

Incredibles 2 (2018) - “Done properly, parenting is a heroic act”