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I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of
citing a goddamn source??“
No
It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
Smug irrationality
i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.
It's fine they just went a little nuts with the character creation face sliders
*an explosion happens*
Cody: Sir, I think that was your Padawan.
Obi-Wan: Oh, no. That was Ahsoka.
*much bigger explosion happens*
Obi-Wan: That was Anakin.
missing my codywany...
i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it
this is the definition of living deliciously
This is Dragon Resting It's Head On The Lap of a Woman by Robert Leinweber
There's something about this twist on the common unicorn lore that unicorns will lay their heads in the laps of fair (virgin) maidens that I'm absolutely in love with here. Where those women are often portrayed as fragile and innocent and pure, this woman is completely nonchalant. She is confident in her position as part of or benefactor of this dragon's hoard. There is a man climbing to the roost, an interloper, and she has no concerns whatsoever. She and her dragon are content and unconcerned with the petty greed of mortals.
In summary, I want to eat this artwork.
This image has the same aort of energy as those pictures of people who are trying to do some sort of work but can’t because a cat has made themselves comfortable.
She’s like ‘I was just about to get up a shoo the pest boy off of the ro—oh, you want nap/cuddle time? Okay, sure. Pest boy can wait I guess.’
Five(s) hundred miles from my home…
Been thinking about Fives and Echo a lot lately… they make me feel sick and so does this song, so I just had to make it worse by combining them together 💙
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Between the Arkenstone, the One Ring, and that cache of magic swords Bilbo uncovered during Thorin and company’s confrontation with the trolls that just happened to be the former property of the High King of the Noldor, Bilbo and Gandalf’s relationship is just a constant process of Bilbo showing up with some random artifact of world-changing significance and Gandalf sagely stroking his beard and making a pithy remark while internally screaming “WHERE DO YOU KEEP FINDING THESE THINGS”.
Alternately, this is why Gandalf always brings/sends hobbits on adventures. Because if you take a hobbit out of their nice safe holding-pen in the Shire, it will take them approximately ten minutes to stumble across whatever item of world-shaking importance is currently knocking around the vicinity. You take a hobbit out and set them loose and they will find ancient weapons of a godly age, ancient beings that pre-date the world, the one treasure in the middle of a hoard of treasure that you actually need, the single most deadly magic item in the world in the middle of a river, the same magic item in the middle of a cave centuries later, the local magic rock with a direct link to the current villain’s mind (which, in this case, was not necessarily a blessing, Pippin) …
If you put a hobbit down, basically, and there is an item of plot importance within a fifty mile radius, they will put their hand down and pick it up. Guaranteed. (Again, as with Pippin and the Palantir, this is not necessarily a good thing, but at least you’ll know where shit is)
The other reason he always brings/sends hobbits on adventures is that they will also kickstart world-shaking actions if left unattended for more than five minutes. See also: Merry and Pippin toppling Isengard the minute they were left alone near people they could trick into war-slash-mischief. See also: Bilbo giving Bard and Thranduil the Arkenstone in an attempt to negotiate because the dwarves left him unsupervised and somebody needed to at least try and keep the peace. See also: Pippin suborning a Gondorian guard into outright treason in the place of the dead to save Faramir and the Gondorian Stewardship from Denethor’s madness. See also: Frodo, Sam and Gollum royally mucking up Sauron’s everything while entirely alone and unsupervised under his very nose.
Like, it’s a gamble. Taking hobbits out into the wider world and letting them loose unsupervised is not an action for the risk-adverse or the faint of heart. But if you want results in a relatively short time-frame, by the Valar it’s effective.
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
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“Look, I know it seems counterintuitive, but, when you’ve never been free, when every decision has been made for you, when you have no idea what you’re supposed to do or why, restriction can feel like freedom. He needs these rules so he can start making safe decisions.”
“But how far do we go? What if we go too far and he won’t tell us that there’s something wrong? We could hurt him worse by trying to help…”
“Right now he’s terrified to move, he won’t get out of bed or drink water or speak without permission, we’re more likely to miss something without rules. And he deserves to feel like he’s not just flying blind, waiting for one of us to beat the shit out of him. He’s already aware that there are rules to the world, he just doesn’t know what they are and which ones are going to hurt.”
“So where do we start?”
“We start with what he needs to be doing. Bedtimes and what time to wake up in the morning, when to eat, what to eat, meds to take and when-“
“It’s not like he’s a child, and god if he wants to sleep in, shouldn’t we let him? If he wants to eat a midnight snack, doesn’t he deserve to decide that?”
“Yes. But right now he’s not sleeping in, he’s hiding in bed because he doesn’t know if it’s safe to get up. He’s not eating because he doesn’t know if he’s allowed, he’s not making any of those decisions because he can’t even exist yet without being fucking terrified. If we can get him on a routine, he can relax enough to hopefully start to trust us.”
“I know that, I know he needs some framework, but what if he takes these rules too deeply? What if they get too deep? Then we’ve just upgraded his prison instead of actually getting him out and safe.”
“We’re gonna have to be careful. That’s the only thing we can do with any of this.”
Rich people showers
reblogging for that gif
i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself
Not gonna not reblog this….
The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)
unexpectedly sexy part of the Sinners credits. we LOVE a thoroughly sourced film.
Soap finally manages to take Ghost home for the holidays, he's been trying for years. His family is a lot, but they're friendly.
Soap never stays at the family house, always goes to his flat a few minutes into the city. Lots of moving parts and never enough space, that plus the house holds 20 years of family arguments.
Two near perfect days of Christmas eve introductions and feasting, and Christmas morning gifts. Took half the day, the other half spent cooking and entertaining the kids with snow fights and nerf guns. Ghost is great with kids as it turns out, and paired with "princess Elsa" (his 8 year old neice Sophie) they reigned supreme over the battlefield.
So it's no wonder that he and Ghost are unprepared when a years old op follows him home. Follows him right to the fucking doorstep of the family house. Not very festive.
It's high noon when three shots unhinge the front door and several armor clad men rush in. Ghost had been helping Soap dig some things out of storage when it happened, they were both alert immediately to the sound of gunshots followed by surprised yelps and scared crying from his nieces.
They come around the corner and the first intruder recognizes him immediately and takes aim. Soap doesn't think any further than the kids in same room, and he runs at the man. Slamming into him, grappling for the gun, the rest of the med swarm him immediately. His only thought is to get them out of his house.
He pushes back through the doorway, uses his weight to send them off the porch. They end up in the snow, soap's got the gun but there's hands pulling his leg, his arm, his hair. An arm loops around his neck and squeezes. He chokes for a second, kicking oit to try and dislodge another of the hands before he manages to reach back far enough and fire off a shot.
Not a second later ghost drags another one off of him, and he grabs the last guy by the collar and drags him down. He uses the butt of the gun to hit the guy in the jaw, hard enough to knock him out.
He's panting raggedly by the time he's standing, bare feet in the cold snow, wind biting throughhis loose pajamas. His first real thought is who the hell are these guys. His second is of his family, and suddenly the first seems so much less important as he rushes inside.
His family's okay. Terrified but unhurt. Ghost is wiping tears while soap us hugging his Ma. He's got no idea what the hell just happened but he already know before he locks eyes with Ghost, they have to go, and they need to call price.
It's unlikely that there'll be another attack for now he wagers. It's enough time for him to settle everybody. The kids are mostly fallen asleep with the stress of it all. The ones that aren't are treated to hot coco while the adults have a drink around the fire. Ghost hasn't left his side once, but to grab blankets.
For once the house is quiet while soap hands the last drink to his brother. He wants to stay, let them have their moment to breathe. But he has to go. It's tough explaining, they argue and get loud, but Soap's insistent. Ghost's hand on his shoulder squeezes gently, he's not sure if it's reassurance or a reminder they're on a time limit. He takes it as both.
He has to go, that's final. But they'll be safe, it won't happen again. Whatever this is, whoever, will leave once he does.
It's a long 2 and a half weeks of running. They couldn't go back to base- scratch that. Soap couldn't go back to base, Ghost could have left at any time but he didn't. Price thought there could be a mole, that's how they found him.
Turned out his car, his flat, both bugged too. Soap didn't have too many sentimentals anyway.
When they found out who it was, and old, old contractor from years past soap was relentless. Barely ate, slept when he passed out, never stopped moving, he hunted him down with a fury in on his trail and it left nothing in his wake.
repeating this to myself forever and ever
"Um," said the fairy. "Choose something else."
Rosamund hesitated. It was, she had to admit, the first time she had ever been given a wish, so she wasn't an expert with this sort of thing, but she felt that this was not part of the typical script. "Sorry," she said. "Is that not allowed?"
The fairy grimaced. When it spoke, its voice came out pained and stressed. "Y-y-y-e-e-e-no," it sighed at last, dragonfly wings sagging. "No, technically no, it's not not allowed, but-" It suddenly brightened. "How about gold? Can't go wrong with gold. Gold's a good wish."
Rosamund frowned. This was really not going the way she expected at all. "Excuse me-"
"Beauty, that's a good one too, beauty's always popular," it went on. "And if there's a ball nearby tonight I can probably-"
"Excuse me!"
The wand was twiddled in chitinous fingers. "Right," the fairy said, sounding scolded. "Sorry, it's just..." Its voice trailed off.
Her grandmother's clock chimed midnight from the mantelpiece.
Then - "I'm sorry," it said, not daring to look up, "I know it's not fair, but - you know what I am. You know what we do to wishes. If you wished for wealth I'd have to turn your hair into silver, so you’d have to tear every strand out of your head before you could spend it. We can't help it. It's what we do. The cost of a wish is that you get what you want, but you don't get it the easy way.
"So if you wish for a child, it'll be - strange. Twisted, somehow. Made of pine or marzipan or have the head of a hedgehog. That's the cost of a wish-child; you'll get the child you wished for, but it'll never be - right."
Rosamund waited to see if there was anything else. She felt a sting to her pride when she realized there wasn't. "Is that all?" she said. "I wouldn't care what I got-"
"You all say that," the fairy said. "You all say you wouldn't care what you got. You all say it, and you really believe it, until the neighbours sneer at you and your hedgehog child for too long, or your back aches because your thumb-high child can't help you in the fields, or your pine child kicks and bites and won't obey, and then you think, 'This isn't the way it was supposed to be,' and then..."
The fairy stopped and looked into Rosamund’s eyes. It was a beautiful thing, all glittering carapace and iridescent wings, but just for an instant it looked terribly, terribly old.
"I'm sorry," it said. "But I'm tired of making unloved children."