Suki's Shitpost Extravaganza!!!

Hello! I'm Suki. I'm interested in Fnaf, Tma, Tmagp,Gravity Falls, Poppy Playtime, and Hazbin Hotel! My pronouns are She/Her or They/Them. I'm also pansexual. :D

[idgabuck]

https://www.tumblr.com/mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026/820791615069323264/tumblr-sexyman-contest-2026-round-5-part-3-simon?source=share

SIMON IS LOSING WE NEED TO KEEP BLOODYMARY IN THE COMPETITION

IVE ALREADY VOTED BUT-

[salingley]

I saw a previous post about the 2026 Sexy Man polls between Simon the Butcher and Gomez Addams and how Gomez would want Simon to win.

I agree. Even the Addams', the whole family, would want him to win. He is covered in blood, we saw him shirtless before we heard his name, and is played by the internet's dad. Gomez has been a respected member since well before Tumblr, it's time to let new blood in. Pun absolutely intended.

GO VOTE.

I'm now picturing them adopting Simon, and Gomez being ecstatic: he just got a new son.

"The old boy got shoved in a blood ocean in a tankard? Truly an adventure!"

"It was hell on earth... I saw things you don't want to see..."

"THERE'S THE SPIRIT, LAD! Now - how do you like your liquor? We must celebrate you and your accomplishments!"

[inprogresspleasewait]

Since the new round is live I offer you, patrons of tumblr, more propaganda on why Simon from iron lung should be the 2026 tumblr sexyman.

1. The bit. Markiplier winning the tournament would be ridiculous. Also he’d probably say something about it and that would be even more funny

2. LOOK AT HIM he’s a sad hot man drenched in blood and trauma. What more can you ask for????????

3. I would get to never shut up about it

4. Tangential propaganda: what if we make him and Ryland grace go at it in the finals?

5. It supports fandom morale for crossovers. Simon is one half of bloodymary, the most fun thing I’ve seen happen in fandom in the few years I’ve been around here.

6. My friends would never hear the end of it

7. YOUR friends have the opportunity to never hear the end of it

8. He has so much angst potential. Like so much. You can throw buckets of it on him and he’ll still stand up afterwards and want to live.

9. Have I mentioned how funny it would be for him to win????

[ali-d-art]

This is either the best or worst thing I’ve ever made…

[eldritch-ace]

No possible parallels between my current fixations

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[spaceistheplaceart]

they got a lotta time to kill on that ship... i think they were goofin a lot :)

[pls rb!]

[beetlesockss]

s1 jmart, of which i dont care much for at all (Lying)

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[maedaeeee]

hi i am asexual and i approve this message

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Hi I am the asexual

[obsessivebookwormalert]

hi, asexual

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hello all asexuals!!!

[trans-sans-offical]

I’m arospec, you’re all safe here :D

[mopni9051]

I’m aromantic and I have ace packmates and headmates and it’s totally valid •^-^•

[maleus-7069]

Hello Fellow Asexuellow

[eldritch-ace]

GIVE THOSE ACES SKIRTS AND CANES!!!

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I'm scraping Iron Lung for screenshots tomorrow to build a master reference folder for you artists, cosplayers, character designers and detail enthusiasts who love cinematic visuals as much as I do. ❤️🩸

Update: I've taken 39 photos and I'm seven minutes into the movie... I'm being incredibly thorough.

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Fellas. I'm building Simon's entire black box. This is gonna take longer than a night since I'm also taking references of all items, side-characters, details, environment, etc.

PLEASE BE PATIENT!!! This has taken me two nights already and I'm only like 8 minutes into this fucking film guys holy shit.

You WILL have a master reference for EVERYTHING!!! I have not forgotten you, prop-makers!

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I'll admit, this is starting to get taxing as a one-man job. So, I have a proposal for you all.

I would like to make the master reference a communal effort and communal resource. I'll be adding onto it as I go, but I think this would just be so much faster with multiple people on the job. TuT

I'm building a file structure (as you see pictured, with various containers for item photos). I need to fill those folders with images of said specific items. So, I'm sending you guys on a treasure hunt! If you know how to take high-res screencaps of Iron Lung, please consider contributing.

My unfinished work is now available as a Google Drive folder to be sifted through. Feel free to utilize what's already there. Also, if you need reference images of something that has not been added yet, ask me. I will go and get them for you, and then add them to the master.

I'm looking for the following, in general:

Facial expressions

Unique angles (for artists looking to make comics, those hyper-specific angles are to-die-for!)

Detailwork/material textures/visual identity mapping

Prop items (even as small as a marker or COI badge)

Environment images from unique angles

All black box photos (holy moly please help. Simon took SO MANY PICTURES.) <- Done!

Interesting things, like catching Mark looking at the camera LOL

Behind the scenes photos, concept art, anything related to production

Now, I could either A) make this editable by everyone, which poses a massive security risk in the event someone decides to be like "ah yes, let's wipe everything" or "ah yes, let's drop a zip bomb in here", or B) open my inbox to images for submission. So uh... inbox it is, for now, until I can find an easier and safer way to communal image-gather.

[jazzy-officia1]

OH MY GOD HE KNOWS

[flankerclinger0a]

Let’s play a game!

Did this person draw:

Odysseus of Ithaca

Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute

Jesus Christ

Or Simon Iron Lung

[ghost-fangs]

heeeyyy jonnyyyy~

[churchedcannibal]

EPIC THE MUSICAL IS GETTING AN ANIMATED MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clown-guitar]

wow i cant wait to buy the jurgen leitner book based on hit series Don’t Read The Jurgen Leitner Book

[eliassimp]

WHAT