[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[wlllwlllwlllwlllwlll]

Bad day? : coffee

Good day? : coffee

Stressed? : coffee

Happy? : coffee

Coffee? : coffee

[hadeskores]

That sick feeling where I know I’d kill for you, but the thought of you looking at me in a different light terrifies me.

[hankeatspaint]

Turned out way better than I expected lol

[8nin]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[squishysphealgirl]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[omgerd]

You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish

[itscyran]

REBLOG IF YOU USED TUMBLR IN 2011 - 2013

If so, you knew how turnt Tumblr use to be

[hadeskores]

You don’t seem to mind my blood soaked hands. Is something wrong with you too?

[hadeskores]

You hold a knife to my throat and I wonder if this is what love is for people like us.

[noponcutouts]

[godkissedme]

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

[uzumaakies]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

mako_vice

[borrowedbodyheat]

The Summer Hikaru Died