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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

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Okay, this is hilarious. And we have seen mutant powers manifest in response to stress triggers. So totally possible.

Enhanced physical abilities, minor electromagnetic field manipulation (his wall crawling), light extrasensory perception, removed from context of the bite, these are not especially spidery.

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His stress trigger was getting bitten by an unknown spider when he didn't have health insurance.

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The Six Stages of Having Too Many Books

By Vi-An Nguyen

For The New Yorker

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Modern AU of The Great Gatsby where Gatsby just sits there with Discord open staring at the green active dot next to Daisy’s icon without actually reaching out to her

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tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

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I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way!

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I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

thespectacularspider-girl

GROND!

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GROND

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randomtechpriest

GROND GROND GROND!

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grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

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eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

moniquill

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

bagool-the-wizard

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

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theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

hempkitty

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

gremlin-pattie

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

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"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

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polniaczek

Mira Sorvino: I just made [Romy’s voice] a little bit lower because I felt that Romy is the guy in the relationship. She’s the John Wayne in her head. So it made sense to have a more masculine tenor to her. And I wanted her physicality to feel like a football player in drag. Like, when you see her marching to places in her high heels, it shouldn’t ever look graceful.