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tovezebrapie

just my three favourite girls on Jorvik<3

..might have forgotten about Kevin

aideenslight

thanks jorvikipedia ?????????? (its ok tho ill turn her into a lesbian)

garnoks

sse when they make lisa a country girl with bland generic songs instead of punk, turn alex into more of a comic relief instead of a warrior (and gives her muscles but her clothes cover them), doesnt allow anne to be angry after her trauma and then introduces the new dark riders as a lot more masculine than before 💕💗💝💓💟❣💯

piosplayhouse

No shade but I think it's sort of funny how star stable people get so gung ho about how they shouldn't have a male or nonbinary player character because the story is about girls' empowerment and then the story missions are like. We need to kill the French sexyman because he's from the purple tentacle dimension and turned all our friends into horses

dorianwolfforest

Syntax: So my name is Syntax. What’s your name, Mrs..?

Mrs. X: X

Syntax: I’m so sorry. What’s your name, Mx…?

summerriders

OH MY GOD LMAOOOO

blog-of-gourd

happy francophobia friday everybody

shoutout to my fellow francophobe @crystal-tit for supporting me through the dark times

#this is beautiful #frenchphobia #sso

crystal-tit

for the star academy nerds or people who just really love shoving the french

summerriders

They were so dramatic😭😭

#star academy #star stable

dorianwolfforest

Ah yes, they’ve pushed forward how quickly you unlock epona so much so that now, you need to have epona unlocked to get into Jarlaheim, and not the other way around

Where is their editor. Who still lets this person publish news asdfghjk

summerriders

This!?!?!! I'm also pissed at the fact jorvik gazette has existed forever?? Wdym "produce the first edition" this thing has been around for ages? Am I not getting something??