[bo-kryzze]

THE TESTAMENTS 1.10 "Secateurs"

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[darrenpillowscriss]

[raisinchallah]

funniest title drop ever

[darkvoidtrash]

[scaredysap]

happy Ides of March, everyone!

[jethroq]

[legalarson]

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

[my-wild-heart]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[topobuco]

[freshmoviequotes]

Goncharov (1973)

[seanewilliams]

This was such a great fucking movie.

[desperatelyseekingcannibals]

We really don't talk enough about Goncharov on this site.

[english-history-trip]

[aot-apricity]

Celebrity Traitors UK so far

Trio of all time!

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[eggsaladstain]

please just watch this

Source: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, September 21, 2025

[pipshinwhatever]

Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers