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[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[spookyevilgay]

Headcanon: Every decision making process in Erwin's mind is just an endless series of Kahoot! choices 🫡

(Still one of the craziest scenes from the first season of AoT 😅)

Music: Game time

Artist: Matthew L. Fisher

[sandersstudies]

“Kids shouldn’t have to know about that.”

Okay so actually letting a serious topic be vague and confusing is much more scary for a child than explaining it in calm language they can understand.

[hunnymzdrawsposts]

[aot-apricity]

Eruri and the Levi-lings! (the Ackerman genes are humanity's strongest)

feat. Attack on Titan movie night

[aot-apricity]

tomodachi life: living the dream yuri on ice edition!

[lanvasko]

Key

[apollofizzle]

There is something so special about a character like Squall to me. He's so self absorbed, cruel and egotistical, he runs a company that controls ALL OF WUNDER. And also he's teaching a kid how to not die by using the thing he has a monopoly over. I also simply refuse to believe he's doing this to use her in the future.

ALSO. ALSO. THE SCENE WHERE HE FUCKING????? WILLINGLY SAVES NEVERMOOR???????????????? AND GIVES HER THE CHOICE??????????? TO BECOME HIS APPRENTICE??????????????????? Squall I must study you like a lab rat.

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[the-great-kraken]

newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country

[18thcenturythirsttrap]

I mean... Why not?

Even from Space, he'll be more of a presence there than Farage has ever been.

[aot-apricity]

I would vote for him

[dragons-are-epic]

None of the other parties are running so it's genuinely going to be Farage vs Count Binface in the Clacton by-election.

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[puryartist]

Yumihisu Howl's moving castle au

[elodieunderglass]

Several years ago, on a crowded commuter train in southern england, I was standing in the aisle, being miserable with many other miserable people, and there was an annoying persistent rattling noise. it was loud, inconsistent but constant, and designed to inflict suffering. Eventually I worked out that it was a window, which obviously needed to be open because it was sweltering hot, but which (being a british train not in London) was a piece of shit falling apart.

I took a random scrap of receipt from my pocket, folded it up, and with a serene "pardon me" popped that fucker straight into the part of the window that was rattling. the rattle stopped instantly. silence spread like a balm. the bliss was intense, palpable, intimate. I felt powerful love and affection. sometimes things happen like that.

[ladydei]

did they all applaud you? They should have

[elodieunderglass]

Haha, not in the British isles, “and then they all clapped” is only for something truly spectacular (although i personally think they’re more willing than Americans to suddenly chant things in unison or react collectively). But the British do a good line in collectively convening a silent court of public opinion, that passes and broadcasts judgement. Sometimes the psychic battles and disturbances can get intense, and may erupt into someone actually saying something out loud pointedly. But in this case, there was nobody in favour of the clattering window, and plenty of people bothered, and the solution unobtrusive. I think I got a few thoughtful nods avoiding all eye contact, and perhaps some reflective head tilts

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

[latis-ali]

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

[thatlittleegyptologist]

sorry about that 🫠