this is a mess

// you are small but you are stardust // órla // 19 // australia //

[quinnfebrey]

pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot

[heritageposts]

anything else you want me to manifest before i go to bed? a fifth season of bbc sherlock, perhaps? a lorax sequel? babygate reveal? cole sprouse socal experiment but it’s dylan this time? it’s been a while since our first dashcon, hasn’t it? also wasn’t there also something about an apocalypse that was supposed to wipe us out in 2012…

[avatar-state-kate]

[lestatslestits]

[dapper-comedy]

*does a gay little confession that sends me to super hell and pisses you off*

[lady-raziel]

vintage 2020 right here

[speaknowtaylor]

This is one for the OGs

[hashtagloveloses]

the putin thing being fake is just….chefs kiss. nothing is more old school tumblr than people making superwholock memes about a major political event only to find out it was deliberate russian disinformation like that is OLD SCHOOL tumblr WOW we are FULL CIRCLE

[qredence]

au where gatsby Doesn’t Die™ and instead realizes that he’s too good for daisy and that the true love he’d seen in his dreams he already had with nick carraway, who moves into his big empty house and it becomes a lot less empty somehow when they’re together and no one ever bothers them because gatsby doesn’t throw big ass parties all the time anymore. also daisy leaves her trash husband tom and elopes to a beach house with her lesbian lover, jordan baker, who teaches her how to be a lot less of an empty person. after a year or so nick and gatsby and daisy and jordan go on cute couples vacations together and tom is left to die alone.

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

[skarchomp]

my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners” 

[thisbibliomaniac]

Me on Fourth of July like

[depesoon]

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

[that-deist-dude-deactivated2022]

Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.

It’s nationalist to state facts now?

How is this toxic?

Show me countries better than the USA.

[baehraini]

economically

x

human freedom

x

quality of life

x

social progress 

x

income equality (america was among the worst)

x

healthcare

x x

gender equality

x

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

[pop-titty-epic-deactivated20180]

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

[kvltovcoyote]

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?

[swimmingferret]

I remember this epic moment from The Newsroom

Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[rachelofcyberia]

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

[gahdamnpunk]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[smallswingshoes]

Spite goals

[911onabc-inactive-deactivated20]

tag yourself but it’s whatever online game you logged the most hours on as a kid

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

when you know he only likes clowns so you spend all day getting your makeup on and he’s grinding his 8.5x7″ shit against your lime green overalls and youre about to drop that circus pussy down on him when he asks if he can be the top in the stephen king roleplay this time

[unfaggy]

am I hallucinating

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cottoncandaddy)

[taylorzrealm]

LMFAO THE LAST PART

[disasterbisexual-moved]

chaotic dorks