my candy ass couldnt be a crab fisherman

Ri - 20’s - any pronouns - se asian - mostly just reblogs

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Foxgirl giving you the worst paw job you've ever had and it hurts a little but she's being cute and the pain is kinda getting you close anyways

[radio-jupotter]

ottergirl giving you a nice pawjob with her soft paws that heals you from the awful pawjob you just got from a foxgirl

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[sunfishing]

I know for a fact I cooked this pork long enough (it’s even a little burnt on some sides) and yet I am still suspicious I am going to give myself a tapeworm

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

[sunfishing]

Why is tumblr suddenly censoring stuff for me like I didn’t make this blog a decade ago? I go here to find niche fics cmon.

[sunfishing]

How do I not only block kalshi ads but beat the ceo to death with a spiked stick

[softwaring]

[yvesdot]

The hottest girl you know has a truly unwatchable thing to recommend you

[queer-as-city-folk]

Do you guys also have a friend who just seems to be perpetually trapped in the torture nexus? Because shout out to them, they deserve nice things too

[kaelio]

Recipes from Portland's famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager's death. All of these fucking slap.

[ladyvean]

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

[kaelio]

just to be clear

[certifiedsoupposts]

certified soup post

[kaelio]

It's sooo good

The lentil soup post is yeah beyond amazing. I know lentil soup doesn't seem like it could be that good. You simply don't Know how beloved the rheinlander lentil soup was. This was a famous soup here.

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[scandalousadventures]

Eraserhead baby makes waffles for you!

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[sunfishing]

Genuinely cannot personally understand the rise in Chris.tian conversion being linked to the current state of the world. You feel like you don’t have control so you’re going to CHRIS.TIANITY for comfort? You think predetermination is comforting??? That your suffering being ‘part of gods plan’ is comforting????

[autistme]

sometimes u have to listen to an album

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[taproot-bread]

[taproot-bread]

I'M????????????

[nathanierblog]

McCalls Pikachu Plush 2512 Sewing Pattern

This thing has been out of print for like, 26 years and some of us want to make chubby classic pikachu so uh... I figure it's okay to share bc it's kinda hard to get your hands on the remaining physical copies.

Bonus points: Aelith made some embroidery/applique files for it too

This is FREE, please don't pay for the pattern.

Only the EMBROIDERY is paid.

McCalls Pikachu Plush P462 Sewing Pattern - Redrawn for Archiving Purposes

Remade by AeilithArt so that we could use the pattern without like, destroying it. It's not exact since it's trace, but it's p much the same