my candy ass couldnt be a crab fisherman

Ri - 20’s - any pronouns - se asian - mostly just reblogs

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[notahorseindisguise]

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[longseasons]

what's so fascinating about jopping is that it starts out with this massive instrumental and then the first words are I don't even care

[chuwenjie]

So stoked to share the official trailer for the Avatar Aang movie, now releasing JULY 25th on Paramount+!!

I’m so proud of our crew and honored to have been a part of this.. for everyone who has waited to watch the official release in order to support the artists and animators, I just want to say thank you so much, from the bottom of my heart - it truly means so much!!

[mashpotatoe]

favorite word?

Love

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[julie-su]

Of course, it’s Sonic’s birthday today! (23rd of June)

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[kellkyy]

More wizard fisherman

[okibadesu]

Venus.

[pancakeke]

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

[starving-shartist]

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

[pancakeke]

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

[starving-shartist]

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

[pancakeke]

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[vicholas]

this stupid headline is my favorite joke in the live-action Flintstones movie

[mercurio-shadowz]

HAPP PRIDE

Yeets More transfem shadow at u

feat. a slight redesign ;D

[cannibalchicken]

[sunfishing]

what's that website that hosts that month long art challenge in the summer where you draw people's oc's and they draw yours???? i'm blanking on the name and search engines are no help