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warmleveret-deactivated20170910

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi

nenchaenmoved-blog

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

re-bee-key

you had to be there

ink-and-oceans

“The soul will heal itself, but our heart tends to ache and our mind likes to scream.”

— tara love / breathe for a second, even if it’s difficult

bobertlutece

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it

lizatonix

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

mulaneysbutt

Emmy Award Winning™️

pharaohamunsadji

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

pomrania

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

theawesomeraccoon

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

impossiblerebelblaze

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

fangirlhaley

This is my favorite video ever

chillbrat

gothicprep

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

norsenaturetolkien-deactivated2

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

ziraseal

you need to stop

antropomorfisme

What Do You Mean It’s 1985 - Justin Bieber

This is a remastered version of Justin Bieber’s 1985 hit “What Do You Mean It’s 1985” From his album “Purpose 1985”.

babymorocco-deactivated20190411

this goes off tbh

harleydeville

wow at his face photoshopped onto 80s rob lowe i…….agree

televisionsgif

#how i want my friends to remember me

surprisebitch

the perfect eulogy

kumacannon-archive-deactivated2

UNBELIEVABLE

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

I can’t stop watching this. he’s a Chaotic Neutral demigod.

revysprite-deactivated20170502

OMFGGGGG

growlift-deactivated20161002

HOLY FUCK BLESS HIM

lynati

collegebutterfly

You smart smart man. Someone wife him.

the-sky-traveler

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

anonymous-bosch

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

askragtatter

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20

Cats

wandering-tangents

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

joshanddrake

apollogise

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

summercollapsedintofall

w-ave

“Each time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing there’s life after death.”

omg

anancientheart

“My brother used to ask the birds to forgive him; that sounds senseless but it is right; for all is like the ocean, all things flow and touch each other; a disturbance in one place is felt at the other end of the world.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov