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max // 20 // she/they // sporadic posts about whatever I happen to be into at the time // sunflowerwife on ao3

[sandmandaddy69]

[snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210]

god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

[snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210]

nvm she texted back Siri play butterfly by crazy town

[cactusjerk]

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[batsdotjpg]

happy ten years of pissing on the poor

[the-g-m]

creating is so fun and rewarding and i hate doing it

[laylaisthename]

[carnelianfoxx]

*nervously walks up to the mic* h-hi everyone, so has anyone ever heard of this new thing called suckmy?

[squeakyshepard]

what's suckmy

[carnelianfoxx]

s… suck m…… suck my……….. my p…… my pe……… *breaks down sobbing*

[schizm-deactivated]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

[schizm-deactivated]

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

[space-mouse]

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

[sandmandaddy69]

[irregodless]

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

[damian-janus-pendragon]

[irregodless]

[fishandshesmygills]

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

[tvandfilm]

[dancing-homestuck]

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

I love the phrase “he would not fucking say that”. Truly encapsulates the number of times I have read a fic where a character would not fucking say that

[badjokesbyjeff]

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

[positivelycarey]

Jeff this is not a bad joke

[soft-october-night]

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