Sunflower Printing

Vainglorious bastard writes fanfiction, is mediocre. Dabbling mostly in usuk and spamano.

[thegoliathbeetle-deactivated202]

At least my dog doesn’t care that I’m fat

[foodffs]

Eggnog

EGGNOG COOKIE CUPS

Chestnut Cake + Eggnog Buttercream Frosting

EGGNOG MILKSHAKES

EGGNOG LAYER CAKE

EGGNOG EMPANADAS

More eggnog recipes here!

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[bepis-boii]

EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN. DO NOT IGNORE THIS.

Article 13 is going into it’s final stages of voting. 

If this gets through, it will allow many, many companies to abuse and misuse this article to take down as many memes, fan works, and even other independent creators on sites like YouTube, Facebook, and other websites INCLUDING Tumblr. 

THE FAIR USE LAW AND SAFEHARBOR LAW WILL NO LONGER APPLY IN THE U.S OR IN OTHER COUNTRIES. 

IT HAS ALREADY PASSED IN SEVERAL OTHER COUNTRIES. 

WE CANNOT ALLOW THEM TO TAKE AWAY WHAT WE BUILT FOR THE INTERNET SO FAR. 

So here is what you need to do to drag this article down. 

1. Spread the word 

I can’t stress this enough. The more attention this gets the more people we can get to take this down. 

2. Make your own content 

Make your own content on the matter and make sure it is clear to others that Article 13 is bad for every internet user involved. 

3. If you live anywhere in Europe, contact your MEPs 

Ask them if they approve of the article and why. If they do approve of it, try to convince them in a clear, reasonable, and most sensible way possible that this law is BAD. 

The article itself is way to vague about what it’s conveying to its people. 

Saying that as long as the use of said internet memes or content is good as long as it’s in “good faith.” 

We cannot let some shoddy government tell us what we can and cannot post. 

FREE SPEECH IS A HUMAN RIGHT. NOT A PRIVILEGE. 

Here’s a video on Article 13 that Film Theory made on the matter. It will explain things better than I can. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXHrj8k7dg

[kamikazeworld]

THE VIDEO LINKED IS FROM YESTERDAY (24/11 2018) THIS IS ALL FRESH PLEASE SPREAD!

[lakekraken]

To my fellow ‘mericans that don’t understand Article 13 and why it’s important, watch the video. MatPat breaks is down in a very easy way to understand why it’s important and why it will affect all of us. You might think “naw, I’m not in the EU, doesn’t matter to me” (which is a crappy way of looking at it in the first place) but guess what, it will.

Also, I feel like people are pushing the importance of this to memes, but honestly it goes SO well beyond that.

[jitterslug]

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this seems obvious but there are a lot of blogs that are just 1) uber nsfw pictures of hot men alongside 2) cute dog pics. idk what to call this niche

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone come up with a pun

[sunflowerprinting]

Good Boys

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[ao3org]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

We’re making some overdue improvements to the code that powers our login system. When we make these changes, all Archive users will be logged out of their accounts.

To avoid permanently losing access to your account, please make sure you know your password and/or can receive password reset emails by December 13.

For full details, please refer to the post.

[maitimiel]

If you don’t have access to your email address, please contact Policy & Abuse immediately.

We’ll do our best to help you regain access to your account whenever you contact us, but it’ll be a much easier process if it’s done while you’re still logged in. If you wait to get in touch with us later and can’t prove account ownership, we won’t be able to update your email and you might be logged out permanently.

Please take a moment to check your email account, and send a ticket as soon as you can if you need to have your email address manually updated. You can always reach Policy & Abuse here:

https://archiveofourown.org/abuse_reports/new

[micahulrichdraws]

You’re all that’s on my mind these days, darling.

[malkshake]

• RedBubble  • Society6  • TeePublic

Reptiles can be up during the winter too, just need the right wear.

Drawing this made me realize hognoses have no necks. No. Necks. Shaky sausages with pig noses that have the acting skills of Tommy Wiseau. 

Suddenly it became clear why they’re so popular.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me, late 20s, discovering i love to cook, and have neck pain: holy shit i’m going to turn into a person who does yoga

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me, buying paper napkins and eyebanging a herb garden: i’m having an identity crisis 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me: *reaches automatically for coaster, catches sight of my reflection in my newly purchased wine glasses that were on sale*: i don’t know who you are anymore

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i’m not a fan of embellishments on throw pillows, they tend to snag” I say, and gasp in horror at what I’ve become

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“Did you know they make odorized garbage bags now?” I say without flinching,  the sclerae of my eyes as black and ashen as my soul

[qvilligan]

Eyebanging a Herb Garden

[that-one-cunt-deactivated202208]

How was that what you focused on?!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no no, that’s fair

[stimman3000]

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[carnival-core-archive]

@frogkiing

[frogginbloggin]

oh man!!!! oh boy!!!!!!!!!!! now that’s my kinda treat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rosketch]

strange dream last night, i dreamed about making doujinshi where Alfred and Arthur having son.  I was overjoyed about the dream, the little boy is so cute but i forget his name. i kind of can’t get the image out of my head since this morning.. it’s amazing how i still remember clearly the first six pages of the doujinshi xD

[clocksfanfiction]

idk if you’re still doing these but 87- “That’s my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.” - “Well, kiss me so they see.” is so good?? it’s got such amazing potential.....

Send me a dialogue prompt! “That’s my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.” - “Well, kiss me so they see.”

I’m not sure if I quite did what you wanted with this, but I liked the idea of the prompt so. I hope you like it!

“Oh crap.” Alfred cursed, his quick glance away drawing Arthur’s attention.

“What is it?” Arthur frowned, seeing nothing but a sea of other students thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Alfred risked a glance back and Arthur followed his gaze to the man who had just walked in with a bunch of what he could only deduce were his friends. Arthur couldn’t say he’d ever seen him before, but by the way Alfred’s mood had immediately soured he could only assume he was no one good. Alfred swirled his beer around his glass, pulling a face that was decidedly uncharacteristic for the bright and bold American.

“That’s my ex-boyfriend.” He sighed, taking a long drink of his beer.

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[heycalacademy]

It’s a herp party!

From our Animal Health department (clockwise from top left): An adorably round tomato-shaped tomato frog; a less rotund but still very charming Anderson’s salamander; you can’t see the blue, but this is a blue-tongued skink; the splendor of a spiny turtle

[anincrediblysmallbug]

a not so spooky little snake in for inktober!

[gallifreyanlibertea]

first boyfriend

Arthur squirms as Alfred shifts closer, breath warm against the side of Arthur’s face as he laughs at a particularly funny scene in the movie. Arthur’s stomach churns. He bites back a smile, cheeks flooding red as Alfred throws his arm around him absentmindedly. 

“Popcorn, babe?” Alfred says, mistaking Arthur’s silence for annoyance at Alfred having hogged the bowl. 

“Um, n- no, thank you.” Arthur stammers. Alfred beams in reply and turns back to the television. 

Arthur sits up straight, hands primly in his lap. He then glances at Alfred. He glances at his knees. 

Just do it. 

He shifts closer under Alfred’s arm in one fluid, gut-wrenchingly difficult motion, face burning in an embarrassment he hopes to god Alfred doesn’t notice. 

Alfred does. He pretends he doesn’t, smiling into his hand as he shovels more popcorn into his mouth.