Sunflowers and Pizza

Poet, Actress, Criminology and Astrology buff. Classic car enthusiast. Will probably steal your girlfriend.

[antoniabishop]

witching pictures

[philsmeatylegss]

“Phil was my first safe space. You were my first boyfriend.”

[kaity--did]

Children are wild my 4 yo is currently screaming bloody murder in the back of the car because I won't acknowledge that she's screaming bloody murder. Make it make sense girl

[kaity--did]

I can already smell the comments, no I am not neglecting or ignoring my child. I very calmly told her "I love you and I am here for you and when you can talk to me without yelling at me I am happy to talk about what you need. You can yell all you want to, but don't expect mommy to fight against you for your own attention"

And she is yelling "IM MAD AND I DONT KNOW WHHHHHHHYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHH" so we're obviously just working through some stuff 🤣

[kaity--did]

screaming abruptly stops

tiny voice says "uhm mama I am done schreaming"

"Okay honey. Can you tell me what was wrong now?"

"Uhm I can't fink. I think I just need a pretzel"

honestly same girlie

[kaity--did]

Crisis Averted

[narliee]

OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014) Chapter 7: The Ringing of the Bell

[segamascott]

[phovaries]

the rapture for gay ppl happening rn

[saltywinteradult]

[baldmultiverse]

[depsidase]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

[thatonelazyumsomething]

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[paperpuzzles]

[memorycycle]

hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable

[fuddlyduddly]

[betonruza]

not everyone gives good head .. i do tho, stay safe.

[fineredmist]

[swansongsaint]

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

[tothechaos]

acts of service bitches when someone doesn't Need Something from them but wants them around anyways and they have to think about the fact that they could possibly be wanted for who they Are rather than what they can Do

[tothechaos]

everyone who rbed this you all deserve someone who will grab your little face and say to you "on purpose! i am going to care about you on purpose!"