Stuff N Thangs

Slayer. Polish goddess. Depressed art hoe. Suffering btw. ❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[pudulogy]

[pudulogy]

[literatebugs]

[mymidwestheart]

Well, that made me happy. 😌🎠❄️

[rainbowbarnacle]

[alexaloraetheris]

Didn't realize it was a barn at first so I thought by Belgians she meant. People.

[elodieunderglass]

No same I was excited

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[godkissedme]

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[ratica]

[tartrazeen]

And newspapers

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lakevida]

lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

[bumblebeebats]

When i used to work at Whole Foods i would make and freeze my sandwiches for the week but since frozen lettuce is an abomination and a whole head of lettuce is Way too much for a single broke college student who doesn't even really like salad that much, each lunch break i would go to the by-weight salad bar and carefully purchase one single small lettuce leaf. All of my coworkers mocked me relentlessly for it but it cost like $0.01 and half the time it was too light for the scale so they'd just shove it towards me like "Just take it, man." Through such cunning means i probably spent like a dollar total on lettuce in 2 years

[bumblebeebats]

just saying. we got a lot in common, the humble betta fish and I

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[iveofficiallygonemad]

Captions:

Gaston: "Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in there tonight, raving-"

Fast placed music plays as the scene changes.

Gaston: "Whoa! Slow down Maurice."

[the-pirate-captain]

I love that some theatre group said "hey we could do something REALLY FUNNY" and it is!

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[aj-living-life]

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

[aj-living-life]

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[chrishayley]

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON 2015 | dir. Joss Whedon

[cutecipher]

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

[zelda]