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Ashley Benson & Shay Mitchell attend the celebration for ‘Pretty Little Liars’ final season at Siren Studios on October 29, 2016

margueriteaimee-deactivated2019

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

sapphicphoenix

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

outrunmyself

i feel this on a spiritual level.

generalwow

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

margueriteaimee-deactivated2019

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

ibilateral-deactivated20210928

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

cloudfreed

or Pink Ladies

sodomymcscurvylegs

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

damnitrj

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

bitter-bender

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

lady-writes

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

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fuji apples tho

i-aint-even-bovvered

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

hashtagloveloses

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

live-and-let-bi

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

cryptiddies

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

notcaycepollard

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

sixth-light

Royal Gala or go home

asten

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

sabertoothwalrus

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

libragrey

Things are heating up in the apple Fandom.

poryqon

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

elpiething

I feel like this needs to be Seussified.

I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old. I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.

themightytej

butterflyinthewell

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv

Perfection.

I love it

2016 is the messiest year this decade even 2012 wasn’t as bad and we had that whole doomsday thing and bath salt zombies in miami

gimme10dollas

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

when you lose your friends in public and you find them again

shes-universal-deactivated20210

I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating my ethereal godDEsS of a best friend huh buddy like literally if you are not willing to die for her I will be so fuckin mad every time she blows me off to spend time with your fuckboy ass