snelf

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[littlemut]

[funnytwittertweets]

[supplementes]

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[hornetstabber]

Accidentally clicking on the trending tab on youtube is like being transported to a parallel reality where being funny is banned

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[caroldanversenthusiast]

he is the moment

[brienne-of-tarth]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[vergak]

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

[naanviolent]

Failed my blood test like a dumbass

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[snorlaxatives]

what i would give to be able to get a coffee at the barnes and noble starbucks and wander around the store ogling at the books and lil knick knacks while taking lil sips of my drink in between 

[rosietheamazon]

And getting slammed with the most intense urge to poo

[snorlaxatives]

[snorlaxatives]

obsessed with this learning moment i just had thanks guys ❤️

[snorlaxatives]

omg wait the plot thickens…. it’s the bookstore component! people just be shitting huh

[heterodox-heterographer]

I googled this expecting a Blue Waffle type experience but the actual rabbit hole is so much better

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

why is it that when you want a scrambled egg the yolk is so strong it doesn’t want to break but when you want a fried egg the yolk is a delicate young maiden who’s never seen the outside world... why is there war and fighting. why isn’t there world peace </3

[fuckingrecipes]

You can check which eggs will have a thick or thin yolk!

If you shine a bright light through the egg, you can check how big of an air bubble it has inside.

The bigger the bubble, the weaker the yolk, and the more watery the white.

Tiny or nonexistent air cells means the yolk will be big and firm, and the white will be more gelled.

That’s what the “grades” of egg mean on the carton.

AA has a firm yolk and whites. B has a delicate yolk and watery whites.

[shock]

babygirl you can go into my private chest and take out 24 diamonds to make a suit of armor

[toniins]

hey here’s a comp of vines so rare and endangered it took me 5 hours to track them all down

[peachykopii]

Out of all of those vines, I only recognized one

[ihassheepquake]

I really missed out on the whole vine era

[hydro-homies]

Don’t buy other stuff

[nerdgasrnz]

[sixpenceee]

[thedeactivateddeactivated]