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I showed the Anti scale awareness post to my friends at the lunch table and literally all of us are dying, it's the best thing on this godforsaken website. My friend wanted me to request a Dark version, for the sake of humanity.

eef din din is wat u want…

^ why does he look like sid the sloth from the ice age movies

lum1natrix

is it too late to make a shitpost or nah

zerrek-aka-distortional-deactiv

DARKIPLIER FLIPIGRAM ROAST ( ANTI VER. )

@markiplier

sunnydays06

IM SO GLAD I COULD CONTRIBUTE TO THIS OMF

zerrek-aka-distortional-deactiv

ANTISEPTICEYE FLIPIGRAM ROAST.

@therealjacksepticeye !!!

sunnydays06

I’m actually crying

bimtthias-deactivated20170529

oh yeah! i love the markiplier egos! especially this one character [looks at smudged handwriting] wilmen wartgash

zonerbonerz

I saw an interaction on twitter that radiated strong boy energy

c1qfxugcgy0

Ha ha, no, of course not.

Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.

Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that it’s being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If it’s not an acquihire, then it’s something worse. You’re not a customer, you’re the product.

If we’re lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If we’re unlucky, then it’ll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.

Predictions:

More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, you’re gonna want a return on income.

NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, “verify your age by giving us a credit card number”) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.

They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

c1qfxugcgy0

I called it, five years in advance.

snaxattacks-deactivated20230801

The prophecy was right there and we all ignored it.

tamamita

socks

hungwy

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

tamamita

socks

hungwy

make your own post

transdemyx

now that tumblrs pg13 we can only say fuck one more time so we better use it for something good

transdemyx

wait

iasomye

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

staff

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys.

agenderblues-deactivated2015041

oh my god why do you literally hate your users

fischyplier

Matpat is having a 8 hour charity livestream for the Brain and Behaviour Research Foundation on Game Theory, so please donate if you can! If not then spread this far and wide, tell everyone about this good cause.