what to say/do to avoid eating
⤷ remember that these tips are for me, and me only. i could not be held responsible if you decided to follow them as well, so please be careful. ⤶
ā youāre vegan / vegetarian.
ā you found a hair in your food. make a huge deak out of it and refuse to eat it.
ā āaccidentallyā drop your food on the ground so you canāt eat it.
ā youāre still full from your previous meal.
ā you forgot your lunch at home.
ā you ate at a friendās / when you were out.
ā youāre no feeling well / youāre sick.
ā you forgot your money at home.
ā you only eat at set times during the day.
ā your doctor puts you on a special diet.
ā you have a doctor appointment later and was told not to eat beforehand.
ā you are trying to cut down on carbs.
ā you have your periods and the cramps are making you feel sick.
ā youāre just not hungry.
ā you have a sore throat.
ā youāre craving something else that youāll get yourself later.
ā youāre going out to eat later.
ā you are going to exercise soon and donāt want to do it on a full stomach.
ā you need to finish studying/something important.
ā you are taking part in a charity famine.
ā your medication is making you nauseous.
ā take one bite and act disguted and say you donāt like it.
ā you ate all junk last week so youāre trying to eat healthy this week.
ā you donāt eat breakfast.
ā you have a huge family dinner tonight.
ā you are having a toothache.
ā you bite your tongue and it hurts.
ā if you have braces, they you just got them tightened and it hurts.