vampire enthusiast

[sailermoon]

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

[stuckinapril]

I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

[ilurvyer]

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[aropride]

sorry if i ever act weird i was raised by an insane woman who hates me

[thedownbaddiaries]

…. Do I even need to say their names?

[zendayamybabe]

1st of september??? what the fuck. what’s next? september 2nd?? a 3rd of september???? give me a fucking break.

[momopatchi]

plants vs zombies if i was the president.

[zmpl]

[fairycosmos]

horrifically real

[marlboro-huffin-baby]

Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM...⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂

[cataclysmcrows]

collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

[hotvampireadjacent]

Me

[freshpickle]

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

[magicdyke]

if i had a penis i would treat it so well i would take it for walks and give it a comfortable bed to sleep on and give it treats etc

[pukicho]

I changed my grandfather's browser homepage to your blog and now he refuses to go on the internet

OLD MAN! If you're reading this! I am going to GET YOU

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

me as a mom

[blairwitchapologist]

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen