[memento-moli]

DAY 16 / Sleeping

Hawks wings are insufferable at night

[motherhenna]

Think I just found my new favorite moment of Ghost Adventures lmao

[funny-tik-toks]

[cerastes]

Living Cartoons

[enigmaticpink]

It's funny how parents will over shelter their kids and never let them do anything or go anywhere and then immediately expect them to be a normal functioning adult at 18

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wizardoutofoz]

They did not even go through a SECOND of grief. Instant recognition of the humor. These are people who know the world’s whims and can roll with them.

[trainthief]

a fun new conversation I get to have with customers at my work is when they pull up to the window and ask why the drive-thru line is taking so long, and I say “sorry, I’ve got 3 people doing 7 people’s jobs right now” and they say “well why aren’t there more of you there, this is ridiculous” and I say “everyone else who was scheduled is currently under quarantine because they tested positive”. and the customer says “but you weren’t exposed to the people that have it, right?” and I say “no I saw them yesterday because they weren’t allowed to call out until they had a confirmed case,” and the customer says “well then you shouldn’t be serving me!” and I go “haha, I know right? anyway that stupid drink you saw on tiktok is going to cost you 8 dollars” 

[trainthief]

another fun conversation is when they pull up to the window (not wearing a mask because no one ever does in the drive thru) and I ask if they’re doing anything fun today (because according to retail companies customers are very much like newborns in that if you’re not watching them carefully and making sure they’re entertained the entire time they’re in your line of sight they might choke on their own spit-up and die) and they reply “no, I actually just had to go and get tested and it TOTALLY sucked, so I thought I’d treat myself afterward and come here”. and then they smile as if there’s nothing wrong with that. and I can see their smile through the completely lack of a mask they’re wearing. and I close the window and walk away. 

[trainthief]

shoutout to whichever brave soldier called the health department on my district and got me put into two overlapping quarantines thanks to multiple exposures 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sixpenceee]

Haoko the Gorilla loves spending time with his kids, but his missus doesn’t allow it when they’re too young, so he “abducts” them, forcing the mom into a harmless, playful chase. It’s sort of a family tradition, as he did it with all 3 of his kids (Source)

[nomornersnofunerals]

Dad with tiny baby 😍

[iapislazuli]

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

[shaneholeander]

yes happy thanksgiving blah blah blah today would be a great day to donate to our indigenous and first nations communities, buy from indigenous and first nations businesses, and check out the #next150 challenge

[ampervadasz]

[temporalkingdom]

Who is your dad, now?

[robotautismhouse]

She said

Y O I N K

[silly-jellyghoty]

Clever girl

[nerdexpress]

damn no wonder i used this place to cope in 2013 i forgot how fun this shit was

[yoursuziekins]

November 20, 2020

[memeuplift]

[catchymemes]

[mylittlecornerfandomium]

Spn angel