rain

I look like a video game hitman who sells weird drugs

what’s your poison? I’ve got it all

-death pops

-goat

-Drooz

-crystal semuta

-Parateco

-Lot’s Wife

-X Æ A-Xii

-the good stuff

-the bad stuff

-base

-LCD

-LED

-melatonin

-moxie

-DONKEH!

-gharial

-Neosporin

-LAL

-spice melange

-pissy-shitties

-Royal Jelly

anagramofbrat

Heart eyes.

Sorry, don’t carry that. Got some Liver Lips though I’d you’re interested.

You look like a sci fi villen

carnival-phantasm

Starting to realize that being called Doctor War is kinda weird

carnival-phantasm

War (in portuguese) is my last name and I'm a doctor so yeah

aberrantemotion

Op I'm sorry but you've been diagnosed with marvel villian.

brainless-moe-white-lotus

You are the war doctor

Can I be your friend if you don't mind.?

of course ! i would love to be your friend :)

On one hand I get that the push to move out is driven by like, nuclear family values etc, but like also 90% of ppl I meet who are unhappy would have most of their problems fixed by simply no longer living w their parents. It's made me very pro moving out. If you're feeling stiffled, controlled, or constantly anxious, I think you should start working on moving tf out.

brainless-moe-white-lotus

I remember being 19 and being like "the drive to move out is so western and it's important to stay with the family for my own finances and for the connection it brings" and literally as soon as I moved out it was like "oh so this is what it's like to not feel constantly suffocated and hate my parents" and still I meet really sheltered anxious ppl who just haven't reached the realization that it feels like heaven to walk out of your room and have nobody breathing down your neck.

I’ve been working on moving out . it once made sense and my mom is lovely but parent’s are naturally protective and thats not always what you need. its important to have the freedom to just make mistakes . i know itll be amazing once ive got a place of my own .

my grandfather has this painting of an enormous fat and almost perfectly rectangular bull. the painting itself is humongous—it’s the largest painting anyone in my family owns, and any room you hang it in instantly becomes the Bull Room. it belongs to him now. it’s the rectangle zone.

anyway my grandfather asked his grandkids what we’d like to inherit and I called dibs on The Unit. he is mine now. my own. my precious.

I don’t have a photo on hand but the painting looks almost exactly like this:

it’s going to live with me wherever I go. does it fit with my sense of decor? absolutely not. is it tasteful? fuck no. is it oppressively, alarmingly large to the point it threatens the integrity of the wall? yes, The Unit is a symbol of my wealth and prosperity as a 19th century gentleman farmer, you WILL suffer him.

this is Him

also when I was a teenager I attempted to create a memory palace for different kinds of poisons using my grandfather’s house and so this painting always makes me think of rhododendrons. because I kept my knowledge of grayanotoxin on the couch beneath it in the form of a very sick and convulsive Nightwing covered in mad honey.

heroofthreefaces

IT’S HIM THAT’S MY BOY

He large

aflo

*walking into the club with my date* *turns to them before we enter* tw flashing lights, tw loud, tw alcohol reference. *we enter the building*

spirit-of-science

Yes?

The way OP abstracted it makes it sound weird, but this is the normal, expected behavior.

Think about it: if you have a friend with photosensitive epilepsy or migraines, you generally warn them about flashing lights. Same goes for your friend in recovery with alcohol. Same goes for your friend with sensory processing issues with loudness. (In some of these cases it would happen as part of the planning process, not when you're about to walk through the door.)

"Bunch of us are going to Sammy's this weekend, do you want to come? Just so you know, people will be drinking."

This is not weird.

"It's going to be loud in here, you might want to put in your ear plugs"

This is not weird.

Content warnings are an accessibility feature. That most people already do in many daily situations. ("Just so you know, your ex is going to be there", "Do you want to watch this movie with me, Just so you know it gets kinda heavy")

azcrowleyfell

This.

lions-dont-barkatmidnight-deact

it really is the polite thing to do . even if you don't know if someone is sensitive to these things you never know what might bother a person so it's nice to give a heads up so they have the chance to make a informed choice and back out if they need to.

You LIED to me

Hey, op? Fuck you.

grow up

how do you play a kind prank on someone?

I’ve told this story before, but I will again.

When I lived in London, there was an old widow who lived near me. She had almost nothing to her name thanks to the laws at the time, except a small room in a house full of lodgers. She frequently made the difference in her meager living by doing spinning. Trouble was, she was almost completely blind and had very frail hands. She would nod off in her chair–the one piece of furniture she had–and leave the wool in the basket. I could see her from the rooftop that I liked to sit on, just off of Fish Street. And I knew her at sight, because she was always meeting her daughter in front of a particular shop I used to frequent. One night, I saw her nod off and the spindle hit the floor, and I thought, “I’m bored, and isn’t this a fun game to play?”

So I went and did it. I like spinning. It’s calming. It troubled me not one bit to do, and when the habit persisted, she began to wonder about it. She started leaving me presents and relying on me a bit, going to sleep on her mat, rather than sitting up in the chair. The spinning would always be done.

What wrong with giving an old woman magic, if it is within your power to do?

I found her body when she died, by that very means, and made sure someone else knew of it. It makes me very happy that when she laid down that night, perhaps not feeling her best, or perhaps knowing it was time, she said to herself, “My little imp will come tonight and see to me.”

And I did.

The real life Rumplstiltskin.

I’m afraid that was not my name at the time, but yes.

Many fairytales are built on real deeds.

leeshajoy

“that was not my name at the time”

ryttu3k

The emotional whiplash of getting to the end of the story and realising this is from the person pretending to be a human-eating cryptid…

I’m not pretending, but I suppose that’s up to you to decide, isn’t it?

sludgejudy-deactivated20170915

simon you are genuinely one of the most compassionate beings i've had the honor of meeting

ive never been more confused in my entire life

sitcomlesbian

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

To “plarp” is slang for “to upset”

Do not upset his bees please.

his bees ! don’t upset them!

#wecanteamuptocreatechaos

all these questions make no sense to anyone but me i am sorry

I do what i want bitches

all these questions make no sense to anyone but me i am sorry

I do what i want bitches

#uquiz

todaysbird

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

sovereignslash

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

sour-charity

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

tawghasa

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

stereofeathers

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

parakeet

you guys forgot the largest pigeon species in the word: the victoria crowned pigeon :) here’s one with a child so you can get a feel for their size

thatqueerchoirkid

THE BIRD LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does that last one cook up like a peacock?

theonlyangelintro-deactivated20

pigeons are offically one of my favorite birds and they deserve more love

imagine being guaranteed success from birth… all those kids born w wealth and connections… allowed 2 pursue whatever they desire w/o having 2 endure post-secondary education… what an AU

trapcard

GIRL THIS BIG ASS RAT WALKED UP TO ME AND STARTED SNIFFING ME I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONES DOG AT FIRST BUT I LOOKEE AND STUART LITTLE WAS LOOKING BACK AT ME I HATE NEW YORK

anything can happen in the bronx

todays gender is 90s skater boy

macrolit

How many have you read?

The BBC estimates that most people will only read 6 books out of the 100 listed below. Reblog this and bold the titles you’ve read.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkein 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan

51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel 52 Dune – Frank Herbert 53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons 54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen 55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth 56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon 57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens 58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley 59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon 60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck 62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov 63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt 64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas 66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac 67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy 68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding 69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie 70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville 71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens 72 Dracula – Bram Stoker 73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett 74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson 75 Ulysses – James Joyce 76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath 77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome 78 Germinal – Emile Zola 79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray 80 Possession – AS Byatt 81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens 82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel 83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker 84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro 85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert 86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry 87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White 88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom 89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton 91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad 92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery 93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks 94 Watership Down – Richard Adams 95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole 96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute 97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas 98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare 99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl 100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

i’ve read alice in wonderland, harry potter the da vinci code , the little prince ,little woman, the secret garden,to kill a mockingbird, the great gatsby ,the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy , animal farm, and the the lion the witch and the wardrobe

the hobbit, moby dick, and his dark materials i have not finished but have read

so yeah i did read a lot as a child and i still do

tbh i know most of the books on this list through their film and tv adaptations

Pro tip: When people ask for “prayers” or “positive energy,” that’s another way of asking for emotional support. So when you come on people’s posts saying “lol but God don’t real why don’t u do something real,” what that person hears is, “I don’t care about you, your suffering, or your problems.”

Requests for support and solidarity are *not* a good place to hash out the finer points of metaphysics.