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@sunsetsdawn
controversial opinion but i should get what i want sometimes
Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord
Them: WHAT ELSE
Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭
i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me
and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help
His painty foot prints 😭 his hands covered in paint 😭 little man this cannot be good for you need to change your life style or you might pass away
my very first thought here:
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible
tags by jackironsides
#i think i would have been more surprised at the reveal#if there hadn't been body horror in the background of every previous frame
Doctors fucking hate it when you have literally any level of knowledge of what might be going on I swear to god
Sure is wild being treated with suspicion for knowing what migraines are and how they usually present, I guess? Fuck me for trying to check if I'd be wasting my time before bringing something up to a doctor? Or trying to see what home remedies are recommended to get some relief?
they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come
day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day
here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever
hey. hey what the fuck.
probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here
we gave your drink an infection
???
What are the odds?
okay fine let's start over from the top
lesson 1: you have to respect women
lesson 2: yes, even the ones you don't want to fuck
lesson 3: also you have to respect the ones you do want to fuck. even if you don't get to fuck them at the end.
lesson 4: sometimes (not always but often enough) respecting women means shutting the fuck up. whether you like this or not is immaterial. you will likely find that this is something of a cheat code for respecting women because so few people do it. this is because we live in hell.
lesson 5: the fact that you say you respect women does not automatically mean that you do. there is no incantation that makes the cultural effects of misogyny disappear.
lesson 6: your position relative to misogyny is a political concept and not a moral one. whether you are a "good person" is irrelevant. if you do not actively seek to understand and account for your position of relative privilege then you will exploit it without even noticing. this is harmful to women.
lesson 7: whatever objections you currently have to the previous 6 lessons are definitely not new and there are entire academic libraries going over them. this is part of lesson 4.
lesson 8: in some ways privilege, be it gendered or racialised or otherwise, is like walking through life with a hammer duct-taped to your hand. you didn't ask for the hammer, there are few (if any) personal consequences for using it and when you're pissed off, it can be really really tempting to swing it. you must never do this, even if you have one million ways to justify it to yourself. even if you hate a particular woman, you must resist the urge to weaponise misogyny against her. there are no exceptions to this.
Lesson 9: respecting women includes trans and intersex women
can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw