I'm Timmy Turner, and I...

cheated on my math test

[action52]

Sussein………..McSwenny…..

he say

[movingtomarzipan]

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

[ahobbitincamelot]

Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH

[thedogist]

Eevee, Shih Tzu (3 y/o), Prince & Broadway, New York, NY • “She steals underwear – she has a stash under the couch.”

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

the holy trinity

[deanoru]

I’m so tired of every show that takes place in the past (wild west, medieval, pirates etc) ALWAYS having so much sexual violence towards women like writers can cry “oh it’s realism” all you want but it’s very transparent how realism only applies when you want to hurt women on screen. If we’re talking staying realistic, why doesn’t everyone have brown teeth? Or bad skin? Or dying of dysentery? Just admit y'all want an excuse to brutalize women on screen lol

[squidsticks]

This pisses me off so much. A lot of the time if you mention realism would also involve women having unshaved legs or pits, or bushy eyebrows, or syphilis, the answer is often “well that’s gross, no one wants to read about/see that” and like…. If you think that women being ugly is grotesque, but brutal depictions of rape aren’t, then I don’t really know what to say to you other than stay the fuck away from me.

[thestanconfessions]

[c-bassmeow]

 nbvcdxytruyiuobipno[mponpibouvitycu

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

[yeahponcho]

this is the Ultimate Cozy

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[256gb]

me: im done w/ romance!!!! im married to my work

my idiot lizard brain clocking me with a Shovel: NEED HOLD HAND

[flarafeler]

[snapdragonsoda]

Who took this picture!?  This absolutely PERFECT picture???  It is just… so… perfect.  Distilled autumn pastoral fantasy.  The colorful mushroom, the curl of the fern and flowers, the muted background foliage, the beady eyes and precise whiskers of the tiny squeakbeast!!!  Unreal.  Wow.

[crimewave420]

[artwoonz]

By: David Zinn Instagram: @artwoonz

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[amanatsumikan]

[racheljeanhopkins-deactivated20]

What

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[hoilaria]

WHOS MAN IS THIS