no i dont have scurvy

she/her personal vendetta against orange juice i write but very slowly id like to think im funny but you tell me free palestine

[sup-sickos]

guys we have to get the caramel apple empanada from taco bell back. we need it back.

[animentality]

[ewefo]

oh my god. he's so severely cunt it's actually insane

[jelloapocalypse]

Visit Original Link

omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

[youre-only-gay-once]

They should for real just reboot supernatural as The Castiel Show i just want to watch him go around in his trenchcoat squinting and being weird while he solves supernatural mysteries

[youre-only-gay-once]

OH. I miss supernatural. no hope for me. no hope at all.

[toastedpotatoes]

the difference between cooking scrambled and fried eggs is almost comical

scrambled eggs: just give us a few stirs in the pan and we're good :)

fried eggs: The Day of Judgement has come and you have been found Wanting. We will rain Boiling Oil upon your sinful flesh. We will break our yolks in the pan for No Reason. We will cleave to the metal so tightly that you will Scrape and Scrape and not be rid of us. You wanted a "little something" in your bagel? Woe! Woe be upon ye! The only things you'll be putting on that bagel are Scraps and Regret

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x7]”

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

”]7x[ ggE“

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]

[belladoes]

Its so unfair that Destiel is legit an amazing ship. Like if you haven't watched spn and only know it through social media you might think "ah its probably exegerated. Sure it was queerbait and the angel was in love but it wasnt THAT special" but then you watch the show and its like. No, yeah, these two dudes have Shakespearian level of romantic drama and narrative importance. All their plots have deeply romantic undertones. They have intense eye-contact no other ship has come close to having. Truly Castiel's confession doesn't even reach the top 5 romantic/gay things Destiel has done in the show.

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[bluetrixie7]

something I impulsively wrote a while ago (this happens during yotsuba arc btw)

[4thelneyjones]

MYYYY thesis

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[phluphfy]

fuck unique experiences I love discovering that thousands of people did the exact same weird shit I did. we are all so much more similar than we are different and that’s part of the beauty of humanity.

[galacticgoldfishart]

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

[chubbbybunnie]

For those who want the pic

[legolokiismighty]

i spent longer than i care to admit on this