My Shitposts Smell Like Flowers

Trash for the trash god

[catdotwav]

whatever you call this

[talbas]

[stupidfuckingdeer]

Gundam fans will be like “Bandai we need an MG of this Mobile Suit!!” and the suit will be called “Pēnits Kùmmer” and have appeared in one panel of a side manga that’s never been translated from Japanese. Then you look up Pēnits Kùmmer and it’s like the sickest fucking mecha design you’ve ever seen

[gerogerigaogaigar]

Dag Doll

[jimbles-archive]

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[femmepathy]

teenager in 2005: my parents sold me to crazy frog

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[dogpuppy]

[inlandwest]

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[narwhaldude13]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[when-you-fail-again]

[puppiegracie]

I'm your favorite mutuals tolerated mutual

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on