trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
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@superdivatastic
my job? the government pays me to sit on top of the empire state building with a sniper rifle, shooting hotdogs out of the hands of people below so that they have to buy more. without me, the hotdog economy – more important than you could possibly understand – would have been crumbled years ago
did I really just watch this.
oh my GOD
tier envy
The Assassination of Julius Caesar, 2015
crowd: *indistinct chatter*
me: could you speak up please?
crowd: *distinct chatter*
Astonished Animals Who Are Freaked Out By What’s Happening
THIS IS MY FABOURITE PHOTO SET
I just saved all of these
SIGNAL BOOST
Avoid ordering physical items from Amazon until July 30th!
This isn’t some petty manufacturing error
This isn’t an outbreak of something stupid like anthrax
IF you make the mistake of ordering from Amazon in the next month and a half not only will you help prototype the new drone overlords, but in addition you could be seeing one of these MONSTROSITIES arrive at your front door
HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE, YOUR MAILMAN, YOUR COUNTRY???!??
HOW??!?
NO
GOD ALMIGHTY WHY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Minecraft’s Climate Hope City, created by Blockworks build team!
what do you call a spider
a spider
The difference between money in your 20s and money in your 30s
(h/t The Cooper Review)
John Lucena
Pokemon!
Dream Code: 3700 - 0118 - 1600
Nerpa (Pusa sibirica) by Sergey Gabdurakhmanov
New Octopus Is So Adorable It Might Be Named Opisthoteuthis Adorabilis
The most adorable little octopus in the world looks like a cross between a Pac-Man ghost and a Pokemon creature.
Just don’t ask for its name because it doesn’t have one yet. But the octopus is so cute that “adorable” might become part of its scientific identity.
OH MY GOD I’M SO HAPPY
name him squishy
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