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Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck
I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo
"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."
three. liters.
i support women's wrongs
There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.
Tough crowd.
van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either
Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character
How fucking dare you.
the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.
cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles
Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis
when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this
one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed
To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed
bugs bunny is not real
love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”
My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
my two mood these days
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch
“i think therefore i
am” yeah well i jerk therefore
i cum #bitch
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.