Methramen

hi i'm sad and gay with a dash of horny

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

Just walked past a sign that says “Dance school HARM”

[aaaaasneakattack]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Just found out the studio is actually called HARMONY but someone stole “ONY”

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

Coffee shop aus but the coffee shop is a front for the mafia.

[the-haiku-bot]

Coffee shop aus but

the coffee shop is a front

for the mafia.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[c0nji]

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[glasslipids]

[sabertoothwalrus]

don’t you hate when you feel like you’re forgetting something but you can’t remember what it is because you forgot about it and the absence of what it’s supposed to be is so present in your brain it’s like a popup ad in the corner of your field of vision and you can’t close out of it and you can’t see what it says but you also can’t see past it either. am I making any sense at all

[sabertoothwalrus]

it’s like someone put a sticky note on my forehead as a reminder but the words were written on the other side

[blondebrainpowered]

Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[mtndewbajablast]

new four temperaments are clown, 80s, cowboy, and goth.

[mtndewbajablast]

[dat-soldier]

[prokopetz]

I appreciate this principally because it acknowledges that there’s a difference between a goth clown and a clown goth.

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[ralzei1997]

this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim

[do-not-u-dare]

oh my god

[xmajordumps]

guys,

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[etcstims]

This noble weevil | source

[fox-on-the-moon]

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

[wholesomey-artist]