The Day of the Triffids
“Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.” -Bill Bailey
There’s this sci-fi novel from the ‘50s by John Wyndham, called The Day of the Triffids. Oh man, you say. Got to be hokey. It concerns a Londoner named Masen, who, thanks to his association with the occupational hazard of working with “triffids,” (smart, violent, poisonous, slow-moving, walking plants possibly engineered by the Commies and spread during a botched smuggling run) misses out on a meteor shower (theorized to be a malfunctioning, secret orbital weapons system built by one of the superpowers) that blinds everyone who witnessed it. He stumbles across a presumably beautiful, sighted woman of the “right age,” and they proceed to come into contact with two groups trying to save a city full of the blind, who are slowly being picked off by the triffids.
One group, led by the militant Beadley, plans to seclude the sighted (together with blind women of childbearing age) in a country to replenish the human race over the long term. Here Wyndham realizes how masturbatory that one pattern would be, so he changes it up: the protagonists get the speech from Beadley’s camp only to be captured by faction number two. Led by a charismatic man named Coker, this group’s imperative is to save as many of the blind as possible. Coker kidnaps the sighted and chains them to blind handlers who ensure that they find food for the group. This eventually becomes untenable, given the scarcity of the sighted, the movement of the triffids, the outbreak of disease, and the protagonists’ escape. Torrance, a minor asshole (named only in the last pages of the book) who shoots a couple of blind people in various states of illness early on, emerges as the strong-arm lieutenant of an authoritarian group engaged in setting up enclaves in fortified areas around Britain, outfitting them with soldiers, land, and women, in exchange for some system of tribute.
Can you name these three in this simple narrative? Wyndham pegged it, and any middle school student who hasn’t got their face glued to their damned electric jeejah knows it intuitively, because they’re the three authority figures that control them: government, business, and the aggregated people. For a child, these are more commonly known as “Why can’t I do that?”, “Why can’t I have that?”, and “Why? Why mommy?” (etc. ad nauseam)
The first two interests can be roughly approximated, as Wyndham did, by the models of socialism and feudalism, respectively, which is in fact a pattern seen throughout journalism.
Independent of the notion of government as a business, the government wants stability. Anything to keep things the same (the obvious compromise with the demands of business being the demand for constant growth). Wyndham uses Coker’s faction to illustrate the “welfare state”, a favorite target of American right-wing pundits. Don’t rock the boat, for god’s sake: even if it’s shortsighted and unsustainable, just keep trying to maintain everything the way it is. Also, they’ll jail/kill you, so watch out. The upshot is that in fair weather, everyone gets their basic needs taken care of, which frees up their time for leisure, or more likely, business.
Business is, of course, Torrance’s offer. He tries to coerce Masen to get in on his new enterprise. The catch is, he has to invest one of “his” women, but in return, he gets rank, returns, and continued benefits. The problem lies in the fact that business interests behave, in the extreme, exactly opposite to governmental ones: where the government seeks stasis, business seeks motion.
There’s an interesting interaction here. Human needs are—insofar as the time spent on them doesn’t immediately result in profit—ignored and viewed as a detractor. States are generally interested in the welfare of their people, even if ours has been channeling tremendous funds and resources into creating reactionary voters and sustaining very poor behavioral habits. Opponents like to portray the “welfare state” in the extreme as the defeat of production and progress, the idea being that the expedient-driven sheeple would, if coddled, work less and less until they starved themselves. Or something. Yet it accelerates profits for businesses to ascribe an equal or greater degree of shortsightedness in the people, if only to get them to buy faster—hence the demonic progression of marketing. Both of these engines consume the people in the advancement of their goals.
The market and the welfare state act reciprocally, each one seeking to divide the other by increase, into nothing. The welfare state asks, don’t you have any compassion? Don’t you care about sharing a good life? The market asks, don’t you want to earn? Don’t you care about working toward some sort of growth?
None are invalid concerns. The problem is that in the state’s relentless pursuit of stability, we can be killed by CIA death robots or tortured and disappeared forever if we are in the wrong place, or worse, the wrong color at the wrong time. Due to the market’s relentless concentration of profit at the top of the heap, we live in a world where technological advancement and its greater efficiency doesn’t mean a damn for your over-timed under-paid workday: you stare at the same repetitive task for the same number of hours no matter what, and damned if you fall ill or have a problem with being booked just-in-time like you’re a subroutine in a Java applet. Progress, in the feudal business world, means progress for the top. Progress, in the paranoid-neurotic enforcement world, means the silencing of all deviation from a stable state. True, this model is childishly simplistic. States and markets infect each other constantly, and there’s no end to the horrors created when they collude. Not every government is some sort of panopticon aiming to freeze novel thought, and not every business is run by the Koch brothers. More significant, though: what about the people who don’t live by expedient? Certainly not everyone does; it’d be a pit of endless despair if everyone turned out to be philosophical zombies. What did everybody want to be when they were six?
“The purpose of an undergraduate program is to sift out the disinterested so the rest of us can get some work done.”
Most haven’t the faintest idea of what they want to be when they do grow up: what they want is what comes with it. A business executive. A charismatic politician, way at the top. A genius scientist. Sports stars, astronauts (often also genius scientists). We crave the office without accepting the activity or the mental challenges that come with it. This blind drive, coupled with errors and slips, forms the sides of a pyramid named Success, a pyramid whose bricks are held together by our ability to collude, compromise, and relinquish. Neither state nor business interests want to disturb the arrangement if they can afford it--hence the overall decreasing trend in social mobility in a society as it matures.
In the book, the libertarians win and everything is hopeful; a “cosy catastrophe,” as Brian Aldiss, sci-fi historian, calls it, meaning that it’s an apocalypse one can enjoy. There’s not much wrong with that; nobody’s twisting your arm to read it, and it wasn’t that bad a rag either. Yet it’s the political statements that make it interesting, especially now, in an age of economic collapse and what Peter Thiel (the PayPal guy, known for stopping donations to Wikileaks) calls “a [technological/progressive] desert.”[1]
The beauty of this trivial triad is that when you nail down one side, the others automatically slide into place. If you’re a socialist, you subordinate both business and people to government. If you’re a capitalist, you subordinate both government and people to business. If you’re a populist, you subordinate business to government, and government to people. If you’re a libertarian, you subordinate government to business, and business to people. Strong partisans of each will cry that they have been grossly misunderstood, and then smoothly switch to attacking the other for subordinating X to Y, an unforgivable error. However, it’s mostly procedural. Each is convinced that making one the axis around which the others rotate will best serve an ultimately existential goal, the achievement of a great task (which everyone loves: look at the ocean of maudlin gushing over the passing of Steve Jobs, holy shit), from “peace in our time” to the “emancipation of the people.” Each is convinced that their choice upholds the highest value. (There is another level of analysis above this, which concerns continua of empathy and good faith, but I’ll let that lie for now.) As a result, the triad spins and blurs. Will we eat each other before things get better? Can we walk a straight path from any A to B through the overpowering fields generated by this raging sociopolitical/existential dynamo? Can any sense to be made of it, or are we blinded by the struggle? At least there aren’t giant freaking plant monsters trolling us, too.










