#superherosightings

Have you spotted a superhero out and about?

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I just moved to Bludhaven…does anyone know why Nightwing is on patrol wearing Superman merch? #superherosightings #IsThisAThingNow?

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Look, I’m not saying Robin is scarier than Batman. I’m just saying I’ve never heard Batman threaten to steal someone’s kneecaps #how #why #superherosightings

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Accidentally left my door open and my cat got out so I spent 3 hours searching for her just to find her sitting in Robins lap at BatBurger. I do not live near a BatBurger. How did she get there and how did Robin get a hold of her like she still runs from my friends 😭

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My friend from Central City is visiting me in Gotham, and when she saw Batman she asked if he could give us a lift in the batmobile to the karaoke bar across town because “it would be much faster that way” and “The Flash would do it”

#babygirlno?? #thisisgotham??#wedon’tdothathere??????

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So I'm visiting a cousin in Metropolis, right? And not only did I see Superman save a freaking kitten from a tree, but he accidentally bumped into me and then APOLOGIZED? Idk how to deal with this. I'm going back to Gotham.

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Ngl Red Hood and Catwoman singing ‘Anti-Hero’ by Taylor Swift 1 (one) am on a roof was not on my bingo card this year #SuperheroSightings #WhyIsGothamLikeThis #OfcRedHoodIsASwiftie

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anyone wanna explain to me why one of the penguin's goons tried to rob my bookstore (??? who robs a bookstore???) only for Red Hood to jump through the window (you better pay to repair that shit asshole I know you'll see this), knock the goon out, and take my entire collection of Jane Austen books without a word while also dragging the goon out behind him?? Is this normal??

Sincerely, someone who just moved to Gotham

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Why did Robin just ask me “Real or cake” and then immediately pull out a sword and start chasing Red Robin?? #superherosightings

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Idk if he was a super hero but some scruffy looking British guy just hid in a bathroom stall whisper shouted to me "YOU NEVER SAW ME" when an honest to God SHARK MAN just came in bashed every stall open and when he got to the stall the British guy was in, like he wasn't there and when the shark man saw he just sulked away sad.

MAN I GOTTA MOVE I BET PEOPLE IN COAST CITY DONT GITTA DEAL WITH THIS

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Fun fact if you say “April Fools” in Gotham it WILL be taken as a direct threat and a Bat vigilante WILL materialise out of thin air and you WILL be immediately knocked out. My new neighbour Steve can confirm as soon as he wakes up from the punch that Robin delivered 2 days ago. #SuperheroSightings #ffsSteve #ThisIsGotham #He’sFromMetropolis

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just saw green lantern try and punch this big grey guy, only to get his ass beat by tiny bird looking things??? #Loser #WhoPutHimOnTheTeam

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saw Arsenal at the coffee shoppe today, he was sitting in the corner with at least ten cups of coffee around him and a bunch of metal parts on the table. asked him what he was doing and he said “making sure that damned green clown doesn’t have better arrows than me” and now i’m wondering what the hell green arrow did to offend Arsenal this much

#any ideas? #arsenal hates green arrow confirmed? #who has the better arrows? #superherosightings

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visiting a friend in Gotham for a few days and I just saw Red Robin being chased by a child with a sword while Nightwing and Red Hood cussed out Batman in Spanish

#Is this normal? #i think the child was Robin? #who gave Robin a sword? #Nightwing and Red Hood bilingual? #what did Batman do?

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Ok this might be a Mandela effect thing but I’m pretty sure Robin never used to have a sword?? When did this happen?? Why does the smol(tm) scary highly trained child have a sharp weapon??!! Hello Batman?????

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I think I just saw the tiny sword Robin try to German-suplex Nightwing?!!

Like, how is that even possible?! Bro is tiny!

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I’m staying in Jump over the weekend 🤪 Anyways are the titans always just hanging around the city in costume orrr bc I just saw Starfire at Kohl’s 🧍

#GetThatKholsCashGirl #Starfire #JumpCity #SuperheroSighting

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