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[cloudabserk]

i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy

[orangei-sindy]

Which of your faves would make the reddit cylinder post?

(i am sorry)

IT IS IMPERATIVE THE CYLINDER REMAIN UNHARMED !!!!

maybe johnny storm? (the tube would definitely not have food in it though this man is the unofficial FF chef)

though i think it's just as likely peter parker or jessica drew actually might be trying to get an object out of a cylinder on superhero business, make that post, not even thinking of the sexual connotation until the comments come flooding in LOL

[cloudabserk]

because of this tag somebody left on my post:

[cloudabserk]

how’d i get so lucky

[twoflower-hailspideydevil]

You know that magic word✨

[weenie-hunter]

One of the biggest issues I have with 'spider man gets isekeid into gotham' fanfics is that Peter Parker, New Yorker, born and bred queens native, would absolutely despise being in New Jersey for any reason whatsoever

[rcwaffles]

@orangei-sindy thought?

[orangei-sindy]

true, the only time in recent history this mf has been in jersey by choice is because he got body swapped with kamala khan (nj native) who offset his deep loathing for the place but under no other circumstance would peter be cozy with a billionaire that lives in new jersey no thank you he has billionaires that he can have a love-hate relationship right at home in nyc

spider-man: torn (2025) #1

[rcwaffles]

Excellent 

[orangei-sindy]

Marvel Team-Up (2019) #2

forgot to add to my og reblog but this is the nicest thing peter has said about jersey (peter is in kamala's body and she's in his body)

[rosekasa]

no of course i'm not three years late to this challenge!

[todays-xkcd]

The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.

Planetary Science [Explained]

Transcript

[An article from a journal is shown.]

[Title of journal article:] Evidence for Liquid Water on the Surface of a Terrestrial Planet in the Habitable Zone

[Below the title are four lines of blurred text presumably representing the name of the author or authors and their affiliations. Below that, the text of the article is blurred, displayed in two columns. There are three sections of blurred text each with a blurred boldface heading. Two pictures are included amid the blurred text. The picture in the left column shows the sea running alongside a beach. The picture in the right column shows Jill and Kidball playing at the beach, with Jill running and Kidball building a sandcastle, while Cueball and Megan are sitting under a beach umbrella watching them.]

[Caption below the article:] Planetary science journals have asked astronomers to please stop submitting their vacation photos.

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[enchantingruinscandy]

been too long since ive seen this guy on here

[blighted-vessel]

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

[napalmdebt]

to chiba do mnie

[epilepticsaints]

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

as annoying and harmful as tiktok is i gotta hand it to them, they have a unique pvp system

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

It just keeps going

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

why is this tagged mature content

[fangirltothefullest]

You know how we on Tumblr play with images like dolls Tiktok is doing that with videos and I appreciate that.

[tealeafed]

One thing I love about studying math is that when you ask any fellow student or prof why they went into math we all say it’s because we find it beautiful. It’s so diametrically opposed to the opinion that everyone else has about math that it feels like some kind of virus that infects you and makes you unable to study anything else

[mindwires]

I study math because there is some sort of gremlin in my brain addicted to the clacking sound two Numbers make when they smack against each other

[pico42]

Reminds me of this:

[thehmn]

There’s a college in my city that has a rumor that there’s a secret basement below the known basement that can only be accessed via some hidden stairs scattered around the school or by pressing a secret number sequence in some of the elevators. The staff at the school are super annoyed by this and have no idea where this rumor started.

But I know. I think it was me.

In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”

He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.

It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”

His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”

“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”

I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.

[remysrogue]

how it feels to not be on comics twitter