Moose Tracks

Welcome to the show! 20/M/New York

[jackpumpkinqueen]

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

[stumposaurusrex]

[crazybang]

things that are fake: gender, time, the government things that are real: the chupacabra

[wolven0ne-universe]

So, Undertale Won the Playstation Indie Development Award Last Night

And this time, Toby Fox was actually there to accept it.

[starsona]

He looks like a fucking serial killer

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

self c….. self care is uh, it’s— self care is when you drink the orange juice and it’s just right and it tastes good and you say “mmm good juice”. thanks for reading my post.

[djokovicnovak-deactivated201809]

Queer Eye Fab Five as John Mulaney Quotes

Jonathan: Then, for a back story, I will pepper in the fact that I’m gay.

Antoni: Some people give off a vibe right away of like, don’t fuck with me. My vibe is more like “Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you!”

Tan: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then I’ll die.

Karamo: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Bobby: Now I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.

[kaijuno]

‪Kill the rich. Overthrow the government. Believe in science. Be gay. ‬

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

[kanatatachibana-deactivated2015]

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

[therainbowgorilla]

Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

[nicejewishguy]

classic bethesda

[ryanphantom]

[ugly]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[jayce]

[homeosapphic-deactivated2019111]

[laughordie]

this was a real show 

[splickedylit]

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

[deepspaceglow-archive-deactivat]

tfw someone calls you their friend for the first time

[waifuuzone]

@reagenix

[honeybandaids]

can’t wait to move out into the middle of nowhere and build a happy cottage and grow raspberries and have dandelion tea with honey and bake bread and pies and raise goats and ducks and a cat or two

[greyfur]

mosquitoes sucking my blood the second i step outside

[brazilshit]