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you better run, boy, run, but be afraid. you are my destroyer — dean & john winchester, destroyer by of monsters and men
watch in HD on youtube! & tell me what u think of this very experimental and sleep-deprivation-driven project <3
content warnings: implied child abuse, minor reference to CSA, overlapping dialogue
Been so long since I've been on this blog it still says I'm 20 in my bio
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“destiel is NOT monsterfucking” you people would not survive seeing my ao3 history
“guy gave me my first beer, i don’t even think i was double digits” “[in the dream] dad’s teaching me to drive — and i’m not little like i was when he actually taught me to drive, i’m sixteen" “ow wow! my first sawed-off. i made it myself. sixth grade :)” Dean lines that keep me up at night and make me insane to think about in tandem
THIS TOO
You drank all the coffee, so what am I supposed to drink, water? dean & alcohol
Thinking about when cas had to reforge dean's body, how he knew every part of him. How he stitched him all back together, piece by piece. How he removed every scar, every injury that didn't heal quite right and undid the damage done to a body which does not expect to live long
mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol
mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god
mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan
i think at this point it's easy to lose sight of the magnitude because it's been so long and we're desensitized but then sometimes i remember and i feel like i took a bite of the sun
this is about destiel
every time i remember that bobby DID break the cycle of abuse i start crying and immediatle y put on kenny rogers the gambler
Okay I appreciate some sam and cas friendship in fics sure but how are we all just. Glossing over all that time cas spent fucking hating that guy
have we talked lately about how absolutely insane it makes me that dean has a GED
because it’s like. it’s like. we know from after school special that he at least started his senior year of high school. so at some point, with maximum one and half semesters left, he dropped out. and you COULD SAY well maybe dean just hated school maybe it wasn’t for him maybe he WANTED to drop out and sure that’s a valid argument but consider! WHY would he then put in the effort to get his GED?? you have to schedule that! it’s four tests! there was no online option until 2020, so he had to physically go sit four exams. which means he either went four times, or he sat a nearly 8 hour exam in one day. and either way, that sounds to me like someone who cares about their education and just had something get in the way the first time. like, say, family affairs. perhaps a father who “needed you for this case, dean. what are you gonna need with a high school diploma anyway? you’re cut out to be a hunter, dean, and a damn good one, so you’re gonna have fake records all your life anyway, just like me. so stop wasting your time on school now, come on”
and that’s another point. if all he cared about was “finishing high school,” he could have doctored himself a record. but he wanted to actually do it. he wanted to achieve. my sweet sweet boy who wanted to be a rockstar slash mechanic, who understands engineering and built a homemade emf detector out of an old walkman, he wanted to go to school and prove himself and dig himself out of this life he never asked for. just like sam. but he couldn’t stand up for himself. because even if he’d been willing to piss john off bad enough to get kicked out, where did that leave 14 year old sam? and he couldn’t damn sam to stay with their father alone. the day he dropped out of high school was just another version of the day he left sonny’s. it was never what he wanted. it was always for sam
#LITERALLY SOBBING BC YES EXACTLY#he wanted it!!!! he had to work his ass off to get it!!!!#i hold dear to my headcanon that bobby helped prepare him for it#lying to john for dean so that dean could stay with bobby and study#he got his ged!!!!! that’s nothing to sneeze at#especially when there was most likely little to no support before#and little to no congratulations after#dean did that for himself!!!#dean being selfish my beloved. like yes baby boy!! better yourself!!#don’t let someone else decide who you want to be!!!!
obligatory kels @mochadean tag addition as always
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sorry this is so bad i just. needed
so I think I figured out why the in-universe SPN fandom is almost entirely comprised of Sam girls. look at the list of titles of the Carver Edlund books published prior to 04.18:
apologies for the bad quality on the first screenshot, trying to get a good one before Sam starts scrolling was hard
there's no Dead In The Water. no Something Wicked. no In My Time of Dying (I think we can reasonably assume that Salvation covers the events of both Salvation and Devil's Trap all as one but they jump straight from that to Bloodlust). there are only three episodes from season 2 covered at all, and it seems to completely leave out John's demon deal, and seemingly Dean's as well. there's no What Is And What Should Never Be. it completely skips past All Hell Breaks Loose and jumps straight from Heart right to Sin City.
no wonder there are no in-universe Dean girls: fans of the Supernatural books have barely even met Dean.
furthermore, we knew Chuck had left Sam's blood drinking habits out of the books because he wanted him to appear more sympathetic to the audience, but based on this list, it seems like the entire demon blood plotline was left out entirely.
like, with the exception of Fresh Blood and maybe Mystery Spot, this is a list of books basically tailor-made to make Sam look as good as possible and place Dean firmly in the "funny but violent sidekick" role. this explains so much about the in-universe SPN fandom actually
something about. The Burger. as the centre of food and consumption in supernatural like the ultimate symbol of that which can be eaten. an almost cartoonish distillation of what “america” is meant to be. its bundled-up associations w masculinity convenience consumerism life on the road hey it’s tuesday pig in a poke have some meat! meat wrapped in meat meat wrapped in bread wrapped in grease it’s like the culinary equivalent of no chick flick moments it’s disposable careless hard rock it comes by the bagful it always comes wrapped in something that can be thrown away. wherever you go there will always be The Burger it’s inescapable it’s raw desire it’s disposable it must be eaten with your bare hands it’s like. the model of the kind of whitemanroadtripmasculinity supernatural insists on pressing into the world without a SHRED of irony. food dichotomised and counterpointed and made slapstick you’re dean’s burgers or sam’s salads and NOTHING in between. and despite this all it’s also a symbol for the never-abating cosmic hunger of a lecherous angel who is only a man because it’s convenient. who scoops the burger up and eats it raw
#say that#1x01 pilot dean sniffs at the rotten burger on johns bed stand and the audience knows that some ideology is expired#the audience becomes clued in that the notion of American Man is rotting! @beatificdyke
RIGHT and then they resurrect and restore the American Man for the next episode. and the next. and the next. with every burger. incessant & inescapable
what if two guys were falling in love and then broke up epically and then one of them died and the other carried around his trenchcoat for months and then they met again and the dead guy had amnesia and then committed himself to a mental hospital and then they made up after their epic breakup and then immediately got sent to literal purgatory where the guy who carried the trenchcoat spent an entire year searching for the other guy and then the other guy basically pushed the first guy out of purgatory and then that guy spent weeks blaming himself for leaving the other guy behind and then the other guy shows up and gets lobotomized a bunch of times and then attacks the other guy and only a confession, on his knees, that the guy getting attacked needs the lobotomy guy breaks him out of the mind control and then the lobotomy guy becomes homeless and instead of housing him the other guy kicks him out but stalks him and makes sure he’s ok and then they move in together and then when the one guy is going on a suicide mission the lobotomy guy volunteers to go with him and then dies in childbirth and the suicide mission guy absolutely loses it and completely shuts down and only when lobotomy guy comes back is he smiley and happy again and then they get common law married and raise a child together and then the child dies and they get divorced and then they go back to purgatory and make up and then their kid comes back to life and then lobotomy dude confesses his love for suicide mission guy and dies . and suicide mission guy cries on the floor and then does another suicide mission . and the WHOLE time there’s a third fucking guy there
bobby not wanting kids because he breaks everything he touches and then adopts two boys and they grew up to be heroes is something that means so much to me
