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carter // 19 // he

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

[insomniomniomnia-deactivated202]

[gitanateca-blog]

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[mens-rights-activia]

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

[the-bakeneko]

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

[firelordderpy]

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

[the-bakeneko]

That’s more the fuck like it

[young-replica]

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

Same energy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i would survive a horror movie

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

[punkbone]

[superpooter]

women in the 1890s: damn thank god we're finally getting away from corsets and recognizing its not rational to wear clothing that injures you and impedes movement!

trans dudes 2 millenia later: yes binders plz

[superpooter]

idk why anyone would play bedrock edition. like i genuinely cant think of a reason to

[mawbwehownets]

you know in the entry after the one where tim and jay go to alexs old apartment and like. the entry starts with tim out at a gas station buying food or w/e for them. and he exchanges pleasantries with the cashier. i think abt that a lot

[mawbwehownets]

i think the reason why that scene even though its small is what gets me is bc like. it grounds him as a real human person that all this terrible stuff is happening to like

usually only the Juicy Bits that are Important are cut into the entries and like. it couldve easily just started with tim arriving back at the hotel and seeing jay outside but it Didnt, it started w that. so. like. benign and mundane and Human experience and it makes me

so sad

[keterknight-deactivated20210101]

we securing 😂😂😂

[catchymemes]

[theofficialvincenzo]

The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen

Well done

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[tippitv]

“Lol we’re gonna be worse than game of thrones” is a weird way to talk up your show’s final season but whatever

[groan-taire]

Weird flex but okay

[association-of-free-people]

I appreciate honesty

[cupidcore]

bro where are the girls who levitate?

[aridellia]

[nintengu]

Touhou...

[socialpsychopathblr]

[lookataleaf3000]