but you're my world.

old sideblog: @collywobblesfirth ~ icon: @fitzawkwarddarcy

[superspysuperspy]

uhh hello *taps mic*

is this thing on?

hope everyone is doing good 🩷

[wedeleting-deactivated20190905]

SO MANY NEW CLIPS….EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU SIR ELTON!!!

[darcyfirth]

@superspysuperspy bea!!

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[fyeahegerton]

DexFletch: Digging in my phone and found this rehearsal. Classic scene.

[nakedhiddles]

eggsy: soo wanna make out

eggsy: I mean hang out** damn autocorrect 🤷🏻‍♂️

harry: Wanna sit on my face?

harry: I mean get a drink* damn autocorrect

eggsy: autocorrect clearly just want us to bang

eggsy: I mean hang**

eggsy: everytime

[mrbinglee]

one time i showed my friends a picture of colin firth and they said “he’s not THAT attractive.” but they haven’t seen him smiling at lizzy singing and playing the piano at pemberley. and they haven’t seen him in a button down shirt helping bridget make blue soup. so THERE

[violyntfemme]

They haven’t seen him slaughtering a church full of bigots in a maelstrom of blood-soaked sex and glory.

[fitzawkwarddarcy]

there’s two kinds of people.

[superspysuperspy]

but both people are me

[arlessiar]

I mean, I know that Colin Firth is hot as hell and has the most contagious smile in the world. So one might consider him dangerous to one’s virtues. But this is a photoshoot of a (sadly) fully clothed oscar winning actor. And a chair. @staff, this is getting ridiculous.

[mela-devoid]

I really want to finish my Hartwin doodles and yet I keep drawing this punk in Hermes boots

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

Get Ready For Some Great Female Presenting Tits

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

[mochabeesnuts]

ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to say….

[fitzawkwarddarcy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

look! i wrote a thing! 

Rated: Explicit (I wasn’t sure between this & Mature…better safe than sorry) Tags: smut, shameless smut, oral sex, tie kink, clothing kink, sexy times Summary: Bridget’s been incorrigible. Mark knows the best punishment.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and that’s how you start a collection!

[fartedandcantgetup]

If someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes you are legally allowed to leave

[darcyfirth]

[darling-dearest-dead-inside]

Me, when one half of the fandom still loves the Netflix adaptation and the other starts to hate it before we even get the trailer.

[fyeahegerton]

If there were an eighth dwarf in the Snow White troupe, and you were that dwarf, what dwarf would you be?

[prideandincorrectquotes]

[drjodiewhittaker13]

[glumshoe]

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

[catgirlcaliphate]

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human