sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand
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sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand
Is that a fucking kookaburra
that is a fucking kookaburra in a rain coat with a happy frog on it
kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
wearing the cutest effing coat you’ve ever seen
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
This has more emotion than all of the live action lion king put together
smh i still can’t believe darcy didn’t realise jane only seemed “"indifferent”“ bc she was shy when he was such an antisocial tower of awkwardness that lizzie straight up thought he hated her until he proposed
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes
It must reach a million.
oh NO
For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .
Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!
But I wont.
Today the cardiology attending was talking about a patient with a systolic blood pressure of 265:
“Of course he feels terrible he’s got the blood pressure of an elephant…. or what I suspect and elephants blood pressure should be… I’m a cardiologist I should really know these things.”
So everyone knows- the average BP for an elephant when standing is 178.6/118.7 and it varies minimally between Asian and African elephants. Average heart rate is between 25-30 and increases when they lay down.
I don’t know why I bothered to look that up, but after he said it I was curious.
“you’ll understand when you’re older”
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
#i actually understand less
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
When 4am rolls around and you catch a glimpse of your reflection
Getting thrown into the real world like
coming off nursing orientation be like…