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hola mishamigos! hi im kristen :) 20, Melbourne, fangirl thankyou guys for checking me out! p.s i ship destiel p.p.s i ship 9 and rose p.p.p.s i ship johnlock Submit your pretty things to me!  weeping angels

[superwholockier]

my brain: hey u should bite ur fingers off

me: i do not want to do that

my brain: someone's gotta do it

me: literally no one has to do it

my brain: someone's gotta do it

[boufantgirl]

‘What a lad’

Said Nick Grimshaw about Louis being pictured at the club which had an entrance fee of 80p and £1 drink…… (as well as no mention of being in the gay district…… And near the bears)

[ketchupcapacity]

I am legitimately concerned for this boy

[micdotcom]

Kamilah Brock spent 8 days in a NY mental health facility because she owned a BMW 

Kamilah Brock, a former New York banker, has filled a suit against the city after she was detained for eight days in a mental health facility against her will. Brock says she was committed after trying to pick up her BMW, which skeptical police did not believe she owned. To add insult to injury, Brock was then charged a hefty sum by the hospital.

[durrymuncher]

When you put a new profile picture on facebook and everyone’s liking it

[mitten]

[sirskii]

[mangopuddings-blog]

@hwun

This is u. I FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD DO THIS

[hwun]

sis… i can’t even ride heelys…

[misscalifournia]

[transgenderproblems]

[twinkwhisperer]

“get in the kitchen” jokes

[nopecontest]

barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

[twinkwhisperer]

[sexybaldwin]

When you start a series from the beginning and pretend all of the bad things aren’t going to happen

[british-penguin]

@diverse-trash

[xypt]

@starryeyedboxes @iivakana @bossatronia

[caleb-denecour]

girls are so hot

[caleb-denecour]

guys are hot too oh man

[caleb-denecour]

why is everyone so hot

[schtickyfriend-old]

global warming

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

Got That Disney Magic ✨ (Sweetest reaction ever omg… XD)

[superwholockier]

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

[undergroundwater2]

And he’s even cuter, when he’s embarrassed.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[setheverman]

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

[setheverman]

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET