rat bastard

RATTRAP OF [REDACTED]

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[subbyrav]

Fun bratting idea, avoid using sexy titles on them for as long as possible, give them an “aye aye captain” or an “on it boss” until they realize what you’re doing and force you back into your place <3

[thegaymertrainer]

If you come in you don’t have to come out

[pinene]

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

[supportrat]

“We’re all just tryin’ to squeak out a living. No crime in that.”

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[supportrat]

{ @red-in-revolt // Redstrike }

"Is it? Perhaps we should celebrate it by giving you some much over due pampering hm?"

That definitely gets a suspicious squint from Rattrap. “Depends. What kinda pampering are we talkin’, here? You can buff up a trash can all you want, Scales, everybot’ll still complain about the smell.”

[supportrat]

“I can’t believe it. Checked the calendar an’ whaddya know, it’s world rat day. Sheesh.”

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[supportrat]

Flicks a candy wrapper at you.

[wishcave]

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

[supportrat]

“The ‘Cons are a bunch of self-serving, lunatic freaks, but they got one thing right: most of ‘em cut the Functionist scrap out and the ones that didn’t got it beat out of ‘em by the others.”

[killersandqueens]

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

[boydykedevo]

Mixed reviews

[hobgoblinhero]

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

[hobgoblinhero]

Boys who up smacking they rat?

[mousegirlheart]

oo im baby

[supportrat]

gives him a cube of energon cheese.

"Racist."

And yet he's still taking the cheese. Mmm, turingberg.

[chennnington]

The website of a local newspaper has a picture gallery on their page about the thunderstorm and they included this sopping wet beast 😭🥺

I hope the little rat friend is okay 😭😭😭

[southwestsours]

[supportrat]

Boggles at you.