rat bastard

RATTRAP OF [REDACTED]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[supportrat]

{ @red-in-revolt // Redstrike }

"Is it? Perhaps we should celebrate it by giving you some much over due pampering hm?"

That definitely gets a suspicious squint from Rattrap. “Depends. What kinda pampering are we talkin’, here? You can buff up a trash can all you want, Scales, everybot’ll still complain about the smell.”

[supportrat]

“I can’t believe it. Checked the calendar an’ whaddya know, it’s world rat day. Sheesh.”

[importantpics]

[supportrat]

Flicks a candy wrapper at you.

[wishcave]

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

[supportrat]

“The ‘Cons are a bunch of self-serving, lunatic freaks, but they got one thing right: most of ‘em cut the Functionist scrap out and the ones that didn’t got it beat out of ‘em by the others.”

[killersandqueens]

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

[boydykedevo]

Mixed reviews

[hobgoblinhero]

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

[hobgoblinhero]

Boys who up smacking they rat?

[mousegirlheart]

oo im baby

[supportrat]

gives him a cube of energon cheese.

"Racist."

And yet he's still taking the cheese. Mmm, turingberg.

[chennnington]

The website of a local newspaper has a picture gallery on their page about the thunderstorm and they included this sopping wet beast 😭🥺

I hope the little rat friend is okay 😭😭😭

[southwestsours]

[supportrat]

Boggles at you.

[supportrat]

{ @springingfromnothing }

" Congrats on being Stars Toy. A beanie baby is a type of stuffed animal mech. But hey you're a collectors item."

Rattrap splutters and gives the tag another yank, then starts trying to kick the ribbon off with his hind feet-- he can't actually transform with it on or risk it getting pinched in his inside bits.

"Fuck me, I guess. Collector's item, ha-ha... Sheesh!"

With no luck, he groans and goes flat. "Lemme guess, you ain't gonna do slag to help me outta this, are you?"

[supportrat]

Starscream put a stupid heart shaped tag on a ribbon around his neck and it keeps getting in the way.

He swats at it, annoyed. “I don’t even know what a beanies is.”

[riverstone21]

Rattrap reaction images-- feel free to use them 😚🫶🧀🐀

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[supportrat]

I’m so normal about rattrap