Long Live The King

I love cacti, forever and always because I'm a prick too ;)

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[squishfrog]

My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

[whatsallthisnow]

What the hell kind of cow is that?

[william-snekspeare]

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

[jensirenz]

[bob-belcher]

MILA KUNIS AS JACKIE BURKHART THAT ‘70S SHOW (1998 — 2006) ‘‘Eric’s False Alarm’’ | 4.25

[juuliaroberts]

Anyone: “Bye love! :)!”

Aries:

[londonxdreams-blog]

[legalmexican]

I actually grew up to be Angelina

[curlalmighty-deactivated2019010]

it was a simpler time

[joharvell-deactivated20250903]

# pretty bird

[kaijuno]

[spideylilparker]

Current Quarantine Mood

[plystation]

seeing your post on your dash

[nerdjpg]

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

[amy-santiagos]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Masturbating is the adult version of sucking your thumb

[dontthink2-deactivated20161214]

[fuks]

help him 

[homemadelobotomy]

sarah what the hell

[revelation19]

From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you Sarah… for filming him instead of helping him.

[la-la-la-loser]

This is what going through life feels/looks like