calamity cam™

help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

[max1461]

hmm yeah its annoying when leftists do this or that. but its more annoying when the unceasing gears of capital grind billions of human lives into paste for centuries and centuries. so.

[reputayswift]

[gayocats]

1201366303846

[dingdongyouarewrong]

post tommy-needy-drinky tweets

[dingdongyouarewrong]

this is tommy needy drinky:

and this is a tommy needy drinky tweet:

i need to find other tweets with this same exact energy. i don't know why they just fuel me on a sick level somehow

[the-uncanny-dag]

Here's one, I think

[the-uncanny-dag]

Another one

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

[delmondo]

[fridgebride]

[fjeldmouse]

[epersonae]

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[lesbianherstorian]

“lesbians are coming out”, a poster by see red women’s workshop, 1982

[luxgalador]

[soundclown]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

[uncahier]

[oliviergir0udfc]

portrait of a lady on fire (2019)

argentina vs france (2022)

[firefox-official]

no way this oil is going to last longer than one day lol

[firefox-official]

three days in. gotta end today

[firefox-official]

what the fuck

[paxamericana]

unionion the union onion

unionion the union onion

unionion the union onion

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[tsoki]

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[black-geek-supremacy]

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

[paramud]

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

[kinetic-elaboration]

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

[itsthemissa-deactivated20260331]

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

[warmhappycat]

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

[tchaikovskaya]

[bnyrbt]

…you can’t “call someone out” for beliefs they no longer hold. that is called digging up irrelevant dirt as an excuse to harass and ostracize someone. i can think of literally nothing more transparently malicious

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

if people can’t change their beliefs, are we all meant to just fucking die the second we make a wrong decision? it’s stupid and unsubstainable