Young and Jaded

Patron in my cup, and I don't give a fuck, baddest bitch in the club right here.

[suptinsley]

imalexklein:

Yeah cause you have..boobs..and..stuff..

That is the most intelligent thing I have ever heard you say.

[trumpcommabella-deactivated2013]

i like dresses, but everyone else seems to prefer them on the floor. 

[trumpcommabella-deactivated2013]

[suptinsley]

Who needs clothes?

[imalexklein-deactivated20130825]

Do girls even have pick up lines?

[suptinsley]

No, unlike boys we don't need to say corny shit to get attention.

[faustelliotyork-blog]

I would like to announce that Faust Elliot-York is a dietary vegan.

As of today.

[suptinsley]

I don't even know what that means, but congratulations?

[the-jamesthompson-deactivated20]

Some girl approached me on the street today and begged to take a picture with me. I was flattered and all but then she told me she thought I was that pretentious Chuck Bass guy on Gossip Girl. Personally, I think I’m more attractive.

[suptinsley]

I can see the resemblance.

[lizhall]

You’re annoying, you’re stupid, and you’re a pain in the ass.

[suptinsley]

I'm flattered

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[jabarbojones]

[fckdominic]

I’m definitely not planning to murder you in cold blood, if that’s what you’re asking?

[suptinsley]

Oh, okay good then, I was expecting you to kidnap me to your yacht and then murder me. That’s exactly what I was thinking.

[fckdominic]

You make it sound like I’m going to take out all the way out of the east coast and murder you. I’m hurt, Tins.

[suptinsley]

Honestly, I’m slightly suspicious that might actually be your plan. Correct me if I’m wrong, D.

[fckdominic]

Yeah, I’m going to be a one-day captain, apparently. Last year? No idea, think it was some guy we hired off the street, maybe. Of course.

[suptinsley]

Then how exactly and who with am I going to entertain myself? Wow, that makes me feel so safe and not suspicious at all. Great.

[suptinsley]

I think so, I mean who else would steer the ship? And exactly, of course we won’t be dating and it won’t be romantic, but I’m still excited.

[fckdominic]

Um, the person who owns the boat? Even though I can’t steer for shit, it’s close enough. I mean, of course. It won’t be romantic at all.

[suptinsley]

Would that be you or? Are you going to be steering the yacht while we're on it? Who even managed the boat last year? Yeah, just friends, purely platonic.

[fckdominic]

Do yachts have captains, though?

Alright, this weekend. Sounds like a plan, Tins. I mean, it’ll be exactly like last year except with less candles.

[suptinsley]

I think so, I mean who else would steer the ship? And exactly, of course we won’t be dating and it won’t be romantic, but I’m still excited.

[suptinsley]

fckdominic:

My father does have a boat that we could use.

I mean, you and I should go. This weekend.

Ah right, the good old captain.

Sounds like a plan, I can’t wait. It's good to be friends again, reminds me of all the nights we spent at the beach last year.

[suptinsley]

imalexklein:

I burn…

Maybe you should use SPF 100?

[suptinsley]

fckdominic:

You should go soon before you die with no color, maybe even this weekend.

Are you suggesting a trip to the beach this weekend? 

I'm down, I need to get out of the city anyways.

[suptinsley]

imalexklein:

Is it even good beach weather still? Must be freezing water!

I mean it's only August so the water can't be too bad. I just need to get some sun. 

[suptinsley]

I haven't been to the beach in forever, I feel albino.