EMO GARFIELD

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag

[funnyorangecat]

Welcome To My World…

i am a thousand year old minor

my agere/stim sideblog is @chocon1lla

if you got here from my neocities. good for you

[lesbianbloodritual]

doooooooes anybody lisysen to throbbing grobbing nine inch ninch skinny pinny

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[puppybotz]

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

[smeagles]

sorry i laughed am i a bad person

[scunthotter]

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

[restinpiss]

[houndmother]

deriding things as performative is anti third space

[houndmother]

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

[houndmother]

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

[eliluminado7]

[baddywronglegs]

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[lordeboy]

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[pangur-and-grim]

what the fuck are people even doing in toronto

[chrisweedpiano]

Needs Chicken to complete the Jerma Trifecta

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[kingjaffejoffer]

Soccer Dad Gettin His

[rxvhh]

Turn up at the Hyundai dealership