Punk Rock Prince

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? You don't know, but everyone thinks I'm hot, and that makes everyone gay.

[noahnomore]

[smashingpumpkinspicelattes]

[im-mender]

this is suspiciously similar to the map of countries where the prime minister shat themself at a mcdonalds

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[malscare]

so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

[todaysbird]

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[sarahconnorjr]

[lunnefisk]

who remembers when the fine bros tried to copyright the general concept of reacting to something on youtube

[datarep]

Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress

[siderealsandman]

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

[otherwindow]

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

[otherwindow]

at first i wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad

[otherwindow]

[shitpostbot5k]

[cungadero]

the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?

[boopusdeloopus]

French Toast & Egg Salad Sandwich

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i told myself this post was a great idea & i could live with whatever knowledge was unveiled & it turns out that was unfounded conceit on my part, bury me deep but gently in cold earth

[dangthatsspiral]

milk and wood

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there’s something fundamentally wrong with this website

[mangomage]

The real Skyrim experience is innocently looking up a piece of armor and finding incredibly bizarre and specific bugs associated with it

[clay4647931]

Everything you need to know about Skyrim is denoted by how Hearthfire fixing the glitch is described as making it “not work”

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

[willyoufckinglookatthat]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[pizzaotter]

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed*

[harlivy]

the only reason L isn't out there killing people too is because he's anemic

[harlivy]

if L could stand without blacking out kira would be irrelevant

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[gatchett-deactivated20160225]

stop that

[arsonistblue]

makin my way downtown