I Believe The Hyperbole!

19 years of age and counting. She/Her

[surplusseraph]

[thefaiao]

Disco Elysium Custom Skills Masterpost

72 Skills for your deranged detective to experience violently.

(My wife helped compiled them for me, so massive thanks to her!)

[isuggestforcefem]

Tumblr play nice please! I’m only doing good I promise!

[suggestrogen-deactivated2025121]

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[suggestrogen-deactivated2025121]

got killed

[amythewhore]

Follow her! Now!!!

[meatdiaz]

what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[chaos-otter]

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

[toskarin]

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

[toskarin]

I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

[bakedbiscuit]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

[toskarin]

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

[walnutbun]

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

[toskarin]

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

[toskarin]

my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

[radioinactivity]

[netheris]

Oh god it's the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY

[toskarin]

that's really not on the table

[toskarin]

reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances

[daylights-rain]

Hey, I’ve worked in IT longer than anyone else, and it’s totally fine to keep using your phone this way! This is because phones are not bombs so they can’t explode.

[toskarin]

as someone who doesn't work in IT, I agree, which creates a consensus across the full spectrum of possible human experiences

[avhira]

My phone nearly exploded (the battery was so swollen I could see the inside of the phone.) you should get your phone looked at

[duality-the-chaos-god]

But its a phone those don't explode

[avhira]

They do when the battery is swollen

[toskarin]

you're thinking of bombs, easy mistake to make, but I addressed this earlier in the thread

[cha0sl1ves0nly0nce]

OP do you have a will or any assets to even need one?

[toskarin]

my will is frankly tremendous and I'd go as far as saying it's one of my strongest assets

[nebulous-astronaut]

I always love fanart of characters killing or otherwise hurting another version of themselves. Yes yes yes yes

[kuranberrri]

Art comp cus it’s my birthday today!!!🎉🎉🎉

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

let’s party

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

[worstgirleva]

you have to respect someone's choice to remain cis. a choice that was made with no societal pressure and out of their own free will. i can't even keep this bit anymore. the point is that there's a massive societal pressure for everyone to stay cis and no one is forced to transition, that is simply not happening. every person who is questioning their gender knows that they will be punished by the patriarchy for doing it and they're doing it anyway. because it's what they want

[surplusseraph]

For those wondering: ELITE hiccup cure. Take a mouthful of water and don’t swallow it at first. Plug your ears. Swallow the water in like 10-20 tiny gulps. It sounds goofy but it’s an absolute hiccup eradicator

[horsedestruction]

when ever I start hearing the horns of the apocalypse I just say out loud to myself "the tumpet. bwaaa" and it makes me feel better every time

[contemptible-scoundrel]

all the wired up combat dolls who get chemically molested by their handlers keep making fun of me because my mechs are all cheap shitboxes due to my habit of loading them with c4 and eject-ramming fools at mach speed, if any of the jerked-off-with-neurodes brigade tried half the shit I get away with theyd be bad-ended something fierce but I get results so the brass look the other way

[csny]

i want to learn everything that is unknown to me type post

[femboy-c-cups]

american ronin grips his baseball bat tight and flicks his wrist. after a beat your head explodes off your neck into the atmosphere and the baseball homerun organ noise plays

[chifirushkin]

Machine Girl

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[circle-of-wildfire]

arrival of dawn